Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
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Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year-old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
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inomnomdinosaurs 4
Dude never lend your phone to someone younger than you... Not really your fault but should have know better.
HolaJessicaHola 0
You can't trust little kids with expensive things. Always keep an eye on them with expensive things.
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Comments (155)
hamtaro331 0
I guess it still works?
kei1108 13
He needs to do something to pay you back or pay for a new screen. That is ridiculous and he shouldn't get away with it. People need to have more respect for their material things. A lot of people would love to have things like mediocre quality clothes. But they live without and dress in rags. Yet some people get angry when their friend has a generation 4 iPad while they STILL have an iPad 3!!! *facepalm* be grateful for the possessions you have. Someday, you could have nothing.
hilary56 0
You should have seen that coming
skitz817 5
111..her little brother might only be a few years old and didnt know what he was doing. but that sucks..but its kinda your fault for not watching him and what he was doing
sharod101 5
Ydi, should've either not given it to him or gotten an otter box, griffin survivor or life proof case for it if you knew you were ever gonna lend it to your lil bro.
Reyce_fml 0
Not bad enough for you to still write an FML, HUH?
Aliluv141 3
Word of advice from a babysitter. DO NOT let little children play with expensive things! Including iPhone, iPod, iPad, Xbox 360, PS3 and you give them your old things that you don't care for if it breaks!
SlasherV 1
What did we learn today?? xD
SlasherV 1
I also agree with 88. apple sucks dick. it's all about android!
SlasherV 1
I also agree with 88. apple sucks dick. it's all about android!