Today, I gave my little brother my iPhone so he could play a game. I soon forgot about it, and when I got it back two hours later, there was pudding and a couple of big cracks in it. FML
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Today, my brother got mad at me for breaking the screen on his phone. He'd already dropped it so many times that the whole screen was cracked to the point that you couldn't see anything on it, but for some reason, I am fully responsible for its destruction because I accidentally delivered the finishing blow. FML
Today, I pretended like I was dead to my 4 year-old brother. He cried my name for a couple of seconds, then took my iPhone out of my hands and ran away laughing. FML
Today, my little brother got mad at me, so he colored the entire screen of my new iPod Touch with a black sharpie. FML
Today, my little sister was using my phone to play games. About an hour later, she came to me and said my phone wouldn't work. Turns out my phone had gotten hot and she put it in water to cool it down. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my 3 year old kid wanted to do something nice. I told him he could pick up some of his toys. He washed my new Iphone instead. FML
Today, my little sister decided it would be funny to bend my iPhone 6 like there's no tomorrow. FML
Today, I bought my first iPhone. Today, I broke my first iPhone. FML
Today, my brother sent me over a dozen screenshots from his phone, because he couldn't work out why it wasn't capturing all the paint he'd managed to smear on the screen. FML
Today, my parents gave me an iPhone. They then checked my grades online, and promptly took it away. FML
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Top comments
inomnomdinosaurs 4
Dude never lend your phone to someone younger than you... Not really your fault but should have know better.
HolaJessicaHola 0
You can't trust little kids with expensive things. Always keep an eye on them with expensive things.
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Comments (155)
Platfoot 0
its a good kid. give him an android and nothing would have happened :)
MegaTroller_fml 5
IPhone > Android
GOD4GIVEIDONT 0
Ill buy it from u
j4ym4n 2
You fully deserve it dumb arse
Silverangel007 3
Ydi. Why would you give an iphone to a kid. Idiot.
linkinpark98 24
D'awww! That kid is so cute! (Sarcasm)
iloveshim 14
Your own damn fault. Never forget about your Iphone, it will pay you back. You treat it with the dignity of the Queen of England, or ELSE.
Webslinger66 10
Beat him with a rubber hose
cetlawizard 15
That's why kids under 18 shouldn't own, much less lend 200-400 $ phones. What you did was as intelligent as putting a $300 cell phone in a ziplock bag so you can text in the shower & then wondering why the condensation inside the bag caused water damage & it quit working (like my then 13yr old stepdaughter did 5 yrs ago)...YDI for being a dumbass.
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
$200-$400?? That's weird, the latest iPhone version (4S) cost me nearly $900 in Australia. Damn you price differences!
MissHayleyJames 7
The 4S with the most memory is about $1000 brad new with no contract in the US. If you buy it with a contract or upgrade from a previous phone it's about $400-500. I just upgraded after my kitchen floor decimated mine.
L1v3_L0v3_Lau9h 18
Oh, okay. I was wondering why the range between the 2 prices in Australia and the US were so large, I expected there to be a gap but not one so big! Thanks for clearing that up for me :)
vbmg152 19
2 hours?? YDI!!! You should've kept your eye on him & your iPhone! Have fun buying a new one!
liftedyoda 5
Never lend a iphone to a little brother