By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 06:45 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML
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imustbeinsane 2

Now you got 100 problems and a bitch is one

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skyeyez9 24

Good luck ever getting laid again with that sexist attitude.

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Cmdr_Shepard 17

I'm guessing you're a virgin because you thought it was a good idea to use that line. If there ever is a next time, don't try to be clever and just answer the question.

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lizzypooh36 18

that's a pretty douchebag answer, whether she was hot or not..

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WadeWilson_fml 6

For that answer you'd deserve to be a virgin til 50 or so. No one likes douchebags, except some slutty girls.

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sparkjolt 10

Meh, if she didn't laugh, she's not worth it. I don't understand people who tiptoe around hot girls, afraid to say the wrong thing. If you say the first thing that comes to your mind, and you think it's funny, if she doesn't like it, there's not much point in dating them, as they won't have your sense of humour. Your life sucks because you got a stuck up bitch.

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rhiannon26 0

Hahahaha I'm sorry but that is hilarious. How could she not laugh at that?

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