Better call Saul

By Anonymous - 19/07/2023 00:02

Spicy
Today, while I was asleep, my girlfriend squirted a tiny amount of “mild” hot sauce up my pee hole. In an area that sensitive there's no such thing as fucking mild. I’ve had two days off work already because it stings, and I cry every time I have to pee. FML
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cuz803 44

Break up with her. She's insane and dangerous.

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lalalaila777 24

maybe it's time to end your relationship before it gets worse? though this seems hard to top, i would not want To know what stupid prank comes next

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cuz803 44

Break up with her. She's insane and dangerous.

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lalalaila777 24

maybe it's time to end your relationship before it gets worse? though this seems hard to top, i would not want To know what stupid prank comes next

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Hangryko 29

Break up with her from the hospital; you may have an infection. Also, you can charge her with assault.

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Crowned Sataness 12

you mean ex gf right? cuz there's no way she thought that was a harmless prank

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Brightside86 30

You're doing the noble thing by staying with her...please don't unleash this girl upon the dating market.

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mcsmee 7

Make her suck the hot sauce out.

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rudico67 8

1. Dump her. 2. Press charges.

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nammavic1 11

I’d beat that bitch within an inch of her miserable life.

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Jall8089 7

You’re not the first person to claim this. I’m not a guy, but it makes no sense to me how someone can do this and not wake the person up. How deep of a sleeper are you?

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