By Anonymous - 06/12/2011 06:45 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found that when a hot girl asks you whether you have a girlfriend, saying, "I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one" is not the best way to proceed. FML
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imustbeinsane 2

Now you got 100 problems and a bitch is one

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DynamicDave 11

I just realized how appropriate my picture is for this FML.

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Jesusespimp 0

It is a pretty bitching pic of the cookie monster

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RedPillSucks 31

if he wants to pick up a swift kick to the nuts...

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rogerusmc23 0

That only works on MTV bro.

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tpike1296 11

Your pic is also very appropriate for this particular FML.

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horrorfreaknj 1

I'm assuming "being socially awkward", "suffering from slight mental retardation" & "parents regret not having me aborted when they had the opportunity" ARE some of those 99 problems, however.

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RockinRoyaltyxD 13

Why would u even say that? Your a total dumbass and completely and truly ydi.

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jessica232011 0

I got 99 problems but a douch ain't one

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dartzli 3

Took this made my day. Lmao I fwaking love you dude this shit had me dying. Lmao

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kayaker83 4

I'm sorry..... Wtf are you trying to say?

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TipOfTheHat 10

You should have said "no, I was saving that title for you!" but I'm guessing you don't have a time machine, so FYL

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