FML : Today, during a family meal, my mother-in-law asked me to list the foods I didn't like, which includes bananas. For some reason my husband felt it was...

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Today, during a family meal, my mother-in-law asked me to list the foods I didn't like, which includes bananas. For some reason my husband felt it was necessary to specify: "except mine!" FML

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You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 30 May 2017 21:00 / France

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By cakefete2 | 30

#7462788 - Tuesday 30 May 2017 10:13

Considering the maturity of your husband, consider it a small mercy that you don't have an allergy to nuts.

By RichardPencil | 22

#7462769 - Tuesday 30 May 2017 09:16

Would it be more realistic had you claimed you didn't like Vienna Sausage?

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By RichardPencil | 22

#7462769 - Tuesday 30 May 2017 09:16

Would it be more realistic had you claimed you didn't like Vienna Sausage?

By cakefete2 | 30

#7462788 - Tuesday 30 May 2017 10:13

Considering the maturity of your husband, consider it a small mercy that you don't have an allergy to nuts.

By skippydoda | 30

#7462868 - Wednesday 31 May 2017 03:16

Just look at him without a smile and say, "Wrong"

By wickedgetz | 28

#7462958 - Wednesday 31 May 2017 10:25

you guys recently married? totally understandable. except now I keep thinking of how every banana is curved...

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