Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML
Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML
Today, I made a horrific discovery; the months-long gnat epidemic in my spotlessly clean home has been emanating from my coffee pot. They've been procreating inside it all this time. I use it every day. FML
Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML
Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML
Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
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Top comments
cascott325 0
you ever heard of washing your dishes?
socialdisease 1
Lesson learned. Next time, always rinse your kettle out. :l
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Comments (151)
Code_fml 4
at least you're getting your protein.
partychick27 0
Well that's one way to add some flavor to ur tea!
Zeek63 0
I think the brand aunt bob's tea would catch on quick
monkeygristle 1
Well that is one way to take antacid.
anmo 4
Eeww u never wash it or what??
fairies633 8
ydi wash your dang kettle.
rayrayray23 1
A guy submitted this, obviously he can't wash anything, he needs his mommy to do it for him XD
kursedbrat 0
Lmao
styphon 5
I taste a slight hint of ant in this tea
Arch27 27
I know some just don't rinse the kettle. Sounds like you need to scrub the living hell out of that thing now. Were there ants anywhere else in your house, OP?
OrgasmicBunnies 9
I love ants boiled in my tea. I usually throw in some centipede blood, and use the tears of saddened children.
mk58 31
Oh my gosh, I thought I was the only one!!
OrgasmicBunnies 9
No my ol' chap. You need to come to my tea parties, and we can share tea with my imaginary friends, and eat toenail muffins.
CatTTy 10
If Salad Fingers shows up, I'm so there.
gchartier90 0
I think everyone has it wrong. I don't think the kettle is the problem. clean your dam house
aussie_gemini 5
ants come in looking for water... not dirt!
guitgod1 11
Actually ants come in looking for food
gchartier90 0
ants look for sugary foods. like spilt soda things like that .