Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML
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Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML
Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML
Today, I made a horrific discovery; the months-long gnat epidemic in my spotlessly clean home has been emanating from my coffee pot. They've been procreating inside it all this time. I use it every day. FML
Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML
Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML
Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
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Top comments
cascott325 0
you ever heard of washing your dishes?
socialdisease 1
Lesson learned. Next time, always rinse your kettle out. :l
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Comments (151)
mgon93 0
Ewwww O_o
sydneyaval 9
Protein!
LoVeMe125 0
maybe next time you should wash the kettle out first lol.but i guess everyone has those days!!!:-)
CLK10shizzhappen 4
I Think your supposed to check if your dishes are cleann???? if that happend more than once wats wrong with you!?
HU4L188 0
Yeah. Why dont u look inside the kettle before using it over and over again. Ydi
GoArmy6624 7
ydi for not cleaning your tea kettle. the ants deserve it for being intrusive little bastards. think of it as your way of showing them you're the boss and when they piss u off u drink their bodies.
aussie_gemini 5
'bobs your uncle, tea' not sure everyone knows what 'bobs your uncle' means as I think Aussies only say it lol
aPieceOfFruit 16
Bet your feeling a bit antsy, especially after those crazy antics. Too much ? Guess I'm being a bit antagonistic......lol
churchic 5
Priceless!!!!
XxsexyemoxX 0
Ewwww ew ew ewww! Next time I sugjest: A: washing it befor useing any kind of pot or pan or plates, ext B: look inside the pot it pan befor using it to make sure there ain't any pests in there!
Bloggrdoggrblah 0
See, some of these are flat out retarded. How do u not notice the chunks of ant in ur cup after u poured ur beverage?! Whatever, ydi