Today, I found out why my cups of tea have been tasting a bit funny. It turns out my kettle is full of ants, so every time I boil water to make tea, the ants get re-boiled along with it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to take a shower. When I turned it on, no water came out. Only ants. FML
Today, I found some Nesquick Chocolate Milk mix in my pantry which sounded good. While making a glass, I got angry because not all of the mix would disolve. Frustrated, I downed the drink. When I finished I looked in the glass and realized the mix that wouldn't disolve was actually tiny ants. FML
Today, I made a horrific discovery; the months-long gnat epidemic in my spotlessly clean home has been emanating from my coffee pot. They've been procreating inside it all this time. I use it every day. FML
Today, when going to fill up the kettle, I noticed a bad smell and pieces of something coming out of the tap. Turns out there was a dead snake in my water supply. FML
Today, I was making some tea for my colleagues when I accidentally dropped the tea bag into my cup of coffee. I thought, "Why not?" and took a sip. It tasted like a caffeinated botanical disaster, and the whole office got to enjoy me retch for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I found a horde of ants in one of my socks when I put it on my foot. FML
Today, I made a cup of tea at work. Whilst talking to a workmate, I took a sip of the tea, which I had forgotten was boiling hot, and laughed at the same time, causing it to come out of my nose. I have blistered my whole mouth and even burnt my nostrils. FML
Today, I woke up to find that my cat had knocked over a $35 can of powdered baby formula, and there were TWO different colonies of ants warring over the bounty all over the counter. FML
Today, I poured boiling water over my instant noodles. A freshly boiled cockroach also rolled out onto my noodles. FML
Today, I found thousands of ants in a secret nest in an unused corner of my apartment. They were feeding on the baking mix I forgot in a box from moving in two months ago, and the queen has been laying her eggs on my wireless router. FML
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Top comments
cascott325 0
you ever heard of washing your dishes?
socialdisease 1
Lesson learned. Next time, always rinse your kettle out. :l
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Comments (151)
putyournamehere 3
There's your protean for the day
smashgrab 0
Protein. The word you were looking for is protein.
quraishakrueger 4
dont you ever oh i dont know, wash your kettle?!
junz_fml 0
Talk about hygiene.
x_KL_x 7
The boiling kills the germs, It's all good! Adds a little extra to the tea.
njgohard 16
You Bear Grylls in disguise?
DCFan 9
Puts hair on your chest.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
Bear drinks piss, not tea.
Speller211 2
Eww! That's disgusting
KiddNYC1O 22
I knew Bieber had his own nail polish(LOL)... I didn't know he had shirts also.
SteveMagnifico 6
ydi for not making sure the kettle is clean
blackvyper 8
Eating ants gives you nothing but empty calories... ha ha ha.
Senior29 8
poor ants :/
chemistrygirl 1
Eugh thats awful did you not notice them floating around?
Identity99 1
He probably had a kettle that had a filter in the spout.
professorR6 0
damn. wash your dishes.