Today, I found out where my $300 worth of American Eagle and Hollister clothes had disappeared to. My 16 year old sister shredded them with scissors, took pictures of it for her Myspace and said that I deserved it for being a "conformist." All her "internet friends" said it was awesome. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out where a few of my favorite outfits went. My mother had taken them out of my closet, wrapped them, and given them to my cousin as a gift. FML
Today, I found out where all my missing panties have gone, when my 12-year-old daughter was caught selling them to the boys at school. FML
Today, my younger half-sister discovered my existence. She then went to our grandparents' house, smashed my picture off their wall, and ransacked their house looking for other pictures of me to destroy. She's in her mid-twenties, behaving like a child. FML
Today, my brand-obsessed sister bought $200 shorts. She was cutting the tag off of them in the kitchen and left them on the counter. I went into the kitchen, poured me some coke, and spilled it all over the counter. I thought the shorts were a rag. FML
Today, my little sister got mad at me because I wouldn't let her read my IM conversation. I took a nap and when I woke up, my laptop was gone. She took it on a trip to her grandparents' house, six hours away. Nude pictures of me and my paper due tomorrow are on the laptop. FML
Today, my sister confessed to me that she sold some of my old shirts to the girl who's stalking me. This explains why I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Today, I discovered my mom had sold all of our summer clothes over the winter on eBay because we're short on cash. However, I am allowed to cut off the sleeves of all my long sleeve shirts and the legs off my jeans to stay cool in the summer. Nothing's more attractive than looking trashy, right? FML
Today, I found out who's been stealing clothes from me during swim practice. She called me a liar, despite wearing one of my sweaters, which has my initials stitched into it. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
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fml_no_fyl 0
Wearing those clothes is fine. Still going on myspace however is NOT.
LilaFaye 0
I think it's kind of funny that her conformist-hating sister has a Myspace account. It doesn't get much more conformist than that. That sucks, though. Plot some horrible revenge :D
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MeGustaComer 0
Make her pay you back - she's old enough to work.
ProTroll 0
You broke lonely basterds!!! You sit on here whining about people who got money spending it on what they want because you aren't providing better for your sorry self! Dig deep and maybe you'll find something to be happy for... Maybe being alive? But that can be just as daunting for you fml lifes as well!!! I Protroll here!!!
HBubble 3
I hope you give your sister some payback
kitties_fml 12
Honestly. you sure are cool.
clcagwin 0
haha screw AE
Sybe 0
If my sister pulled shit like that on my clothes, I'd break her ******* face.
maddibrahh 0
I agree, completely.
Starfire22 5
Ruin $300 worth of her stuff in revenge! Make sure it's stuff she really likes so she learns her lesson!
Mabster84 2
You know what? At my job, there's a girl there who wears several hundred dollars worth of very nice clothing to work so she can be stylish.... She sorts boxes for UPS, and her "educated lifestyle" ass is the most worthless worker we have, not only that, but she's also a huge *****, and everyone who knows her, knows how worthless and troublesome she is... So those of you who point out people who don't wear the expensive clothing probably have people point you out behind your back for the worthless piece of sh** that you are... And to the OP, sue your mother or your sister's guardian for the amount of the clothing, take the pictures and evidence from your sister's myspace page and turn it in as evidence to the small claims court and let your parents deal with the punishment on your sister for having to pay you back for the clothing... Legality is the way to go my friend... FYL
Jal1989 0
Even though I don't buy anything from Hollister I can still sympathize. Your parents (if you still live with them, and I'm assuming you do unless you and your sister just live together) should kick the shit out of your sister and make her pay you back. $300 is a lot of money, no matter how little the amount of clothes you usually get from those stores with that kind of money. Luckily it's almost Christmas (assuming you celebrate), so hopefully you can just steal all her Christmas money and say she probably misplaced it. Her fault- oops. Or, you can just take a bunch of her clothes and "accidentally" spill bleach all over them. Problem solved, now she's out a wardrobe as well and knows what it feels like to have all her shit destroyed. But either way, FYL, that truly sucks ass
Solution9 0
Conformist is a bit of a stretch, but your taste in clothing sucks, loool. TBH, this isn't an FML, you can just tell your parents and VOILA!