Intimacy: Today, I found out what "supersoaked" means. I thought it meant...

By FMyLife5915 - 04/09/2010 04:15

Today, I found out what "supersoaked" means. I thought it meant getting shot by a water gun, which is why I laughed when my daughter's boyfriend said he "supersoaked" her. FML

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Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she took the shower head and started spraying my penis with it. I asked her, "What are you doing?" Her response, "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

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By noraidk - 26/05/2010 18:35 - United States

Today, a few friends and I ran through sprinklers at our school until we were all soaked. Then we were told that they put fertilizer in the water. I'm soaked in manure. Now I know why it tasted weird. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/05/2016 19:09 - United States - Lady Lake

Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2013 19:35 - United States - Bellevue

Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML

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By drooler - 06/08/2009 02:23 - United States

Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said "You got me wet" Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said" He replied "No really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2011 05:10 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

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By :$. - 06/07/2012 21:30 - United States

Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2009 04:08 - United States

Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple minutes in, I feel a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs being told that 'everyone wets themselves sometimes'. FML

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By frustrated - 17/08/2013 22:56 - Ireland - Killarney

Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML

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FMLsOhilarious 6

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:13

A boy cumming all over a girls face, mimicking a supersoaker water gun. That's what it means. She asked what it meant guys...not where she could find its meaning.

Nivaku 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 12:38

We aint spiderman no moo...we a supersoak that hoe...

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BTHErockBOWERS5 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 15:41

I'll supersoak you :)

BTHErockBOWERS5 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 15:43

hey #75? we should def. text

johnnie99 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 17:35

hey 80 she doesn't want to know you. build a bridge and get over it.

BoredAsHell98 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 18:03

it's actullay cry me a river, build a bridge and get over it but no biggie :)

giantpinksextoy 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 15:49

so what's the othermeaning?

fmlissoooooofked 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 15:50

hey 80 shut the **** up this isnt a dating site. why dont you leave your room and actually talk to a girl

UndiscoveredChao 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:03

^^definite win

BTHErockBOWERS5 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:44

how bout you shut the **** up bitch? I wasn't asking for a date. at least I can get a girl unlike you.

kaylaamariee 9

Saturday 4 September 2010 17:08

who said 83 was a guy?

UndiscoveredChao 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 17:17

don't want one...jus sayin...

WYK_fml 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 15:55

What if, you know, he actually had a water gun?

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 4 September 2010 15:58

YDI, OP for not caving his skull in because you have to pick up the slack where his parents failed him.

fmlissoooooofked 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 15:59

then you shoot the little bastard with a 357 revolver for leading you on, helpful?

Ellyl 6

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:06

O.o ummm????

FMLsOhilarious 6

Saturday 4 September 2010 16:10

Yeah I thought it meant getting soaked by a water gun too lol. Apparently it also means getting soaked with cum all over your face to "copy" the actions of a supersoaker water gun, according to urbandictionary.com. FYL for not knowing though.