Today, I found out what "supersoaked" means. I thought it meant getting shot by a water gun, which is why I laughed when my daughter's boyfriend said he "supersoaked" her. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I woke up in a pool of what felt like sweat and tears. Little did I realize, my then-girlfriend had snuck into the house and drenched me in salty water to get me back for kissing her sister. I guess we're even now. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she took the shower head and started spraying my penis with it. I asked her, "What are you doing?" Her response, "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
Today, a few friends and I ran through sprinklers at our school until we were all soaked. Then we were told that they put fertilizer in the water. I'm soaked in manure. Now I know why it tasted weird. FML
Today, my husband was being obnoxious, so I jokingly sprayed him with the dish hose. The floor got wet, and he slipped and busted his knees. Our daughter rushed over to him to see if he was OK, then slipped and busted her head on the floor. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were at the river. She threw mud on me, so I playfully threw some on her, and we got into a mud fight. Apparently, she took the "fight" seriously, because I'm now single. FML
Today, I was watching a movie with my new boyfriend. I got tired so I thought it would be cute to fall asleep on him. He woke me up and said, "You got me wet." Thinking it was a joke, I said smoothly, "That's what she said!" He replied "No, really." I looked down, I'd drooled all over his shirt. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year-old son came in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, my boyfriend came to a family barbecue. I guess my dad heard him talking about the "fun" we'd be having later, because over the next two hours, he tripped my boyfriend up on concrete, threw a beer can at him, and sprayed him full-force with a water hose. All "accidentally" of course. FML
Today, after a long and stressful day, I started fooling around with my boyfriend. When we finally got to the main event, I found out that we couldn't, because he'd used all his condoms to make water balloons. FML
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FMLsOhilarious 6
A boy cumming all over a girls face, mimicking a supersoaker water gun. That's what it means. She asked what it meant guys...not where she could find its meaning.
Nivaku 0
We aint spiderman no moo...we a supersoak that hoe...
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Comments (230)
Raider51 0
I dont see why shes a ***** just cause this guy did this to her. If anything its probably the other guys fault cause he probably said to her "hey I really want to do this" and her trying to be nice probably agreed. Now I will say that is ****** up that he would say that to her parents, he is just asking for someone to pull out a gun and shoot him!
XxGingerBbyxX 0
Eww
SaintE_fml 0
what's up
coolsphinx65 2
ahahahahhaah. ydi for not finding the discripyipn for that was. btw.... it couldve been worse, your daughter's boyfriend's dad couldve supersoaked a pig.... just saying
AngieVengeance 0
I didnt know what that meant either..lol. Id beat them both...
rogeriskira 5
aww it's okay you'll get supersoaked one day :)
spurs21208 0
haha that's messed up
timmy__knight 0
75 <3
tmmundy 17
well I'm 40 and have 2 girls and better never hear their bfs say some crap like that!!!! bc I will kick their asses myself!!!!!
sunnyherox 0
#66 can I relate your comment with your pic?
glambert1998 0
what does it mean? he got her "wet in a very gay way"?