Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML
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UrYousername 15
People who cheat are the worst of people.
gc327072 30
His dick has more fidelity than he does.
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Comments (107)
Opheliae 22
*Ex-boyfriend
alex_jaguara 33
That sucks, OP. You'll eventually meet douches like that, but you'll notice whoever really likes you, wouldn't feel the need to go out and/or sleep with other people.
hanabi12 6
thats a bad excuse -.-' at least you know and now its up to you what to do with that information .
WhiteCrimson 23
Did he limp while telling you he couldn't get it up? Hope you kicked him in the gonads! Maybe then he might have trouble rising to the occasion.
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Punch him
caden_bro 9
He's a jerk, and cheated. I'm surprised "ex-boyfriend" wasn't the word you used.
PandaBurst 10
Is that along the same lines of "eatin ain't cheatin"?
worldclassrager 39
I think me needs to know the limits of cheating...
Goblin182 26
I once had a President that convinced a grand jury that oral sex wasn't cheating. Some people can justify anything.
infectedsense 15
Dammit, wrong Fml. sorry