Today, I found out through one of my friends that my boyfriend cheated on me. He says it doesn't count as cheating because he couldn't get it up. FML
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UrYousername 15
People who cheat are the worst of people.
gc327072 30
His dick has more fidelity than he does.
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Comments (107)
chocolatefrog28 29
I hope you meant to type "ex-boyfriend" now, because wow. He clearly isn't ready for a real relationship.
yukumariooo 11
That's kinda like saying you didn't cheat at monopoly because you didn't win. You're still gonna get slaughtered by your play mates.
Micah_Nobot 10
Drop that boy like a bad habit
perdix 29
Yes, he's right. It's basically an April Fools' joke that is not all that funny.
awkward_gothlady 32
So if you sleep with some other guy but don't have an ******, that doesn't count either, right?
bubblyhayley 16
what a douche!! I bet ur embarrassed to tell ur friend his response :/
eternal_malaise 10
I would expect that kind of excuse from a lawyer.
Vnzlan_girl 10
I would expect that kind of excuse from a dumb ass lol
Just_a_dumb_teen 5
dang im sorry to hear that OP :/ I had 2 guys cheat on me, one with my best friend. She tried telling me she didnt know (she was my best friend, we talked about him lol liar) & he told me it wasnt cheating because they just made out. I dropped them both.
hottay7164 18
Wow I'm sorry, people are jerks. I hate cheaters, well I dislike people too but still, I'm sorry :( you can find someone better and someone that's not a complete idiot too.
Vnzlan_girl 10
There is a special place in hell for cheaters
Medication 10
Yeah, and it's where they go to player poker on Fridays.
perdix 29
Where they get to bang slutty girls all day. Oh, the *****-ror!