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By hailsatan666 - 09/06/2012 18:43 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I found out through Instagram that the guy I'm dating has a wife and two kids. FML

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By Mel - 27/01/2019 20:00

Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML

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By Niva - 17/02/2023 09:00 - United States - San Jose

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML

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You deserved it 184

By yonanon - 31/08/2012 12:02 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, I found out that if a guy you've been dating starts acting weird, there's probably a reason why. Like, perhaps, a wife and two kids. FML

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By helenablitz - 28/08/2009 06:42 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend of two years has children. Not one, not two, but three. Not with one, two, but three women. FML

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You deserved it 5 092

By ohokay - 24/01/2013 02:59 - United States - Bronx

Today, I found my boyfriend's Facebook page. I also found his wife's. FML

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You deserved it 5 279

Bad omen

By DefiantBaka - 21/05/2022 08:00 - Canada - Stony Plain

Today, I found out the man I have a date with next week is married. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 04:00 - United States

Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML

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You deserved it 138

By Divorcee - 15/07/2019 04:02

Today, I learned that my wife had been cheating on me. What's worse? My kids found out three months before I did, and told me that they like him better than me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 512

You deserved it 249

By taylor w - 31/10/2014 02:32 - United States

Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 697

You deserved it 3 537

By areyoukiddingme - 01/10/2015 05:56 - United States - Phoenixville

Today, I met my boyfriend's other girlfriend. She then informed me that he has a wife, and that they have an open relationship. Thanks for keeping me in the loop, honey. FML

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supimnyancat 9

Sunday 10 June 2012 1:48

At least you didn't find out through Facebook.

The_CL0GGER 0

Sunday 10 June 2012 1:48

Dump him... doesnt seem too difficult to me

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doglover100 28

Saturday 7 July 2012 19:32

I'm sorry that sucks. I don't get cheating. If your not happy leave.

aak_29 2

Friday 5 October 2012 6:02

He's an Ass don't be a Homewrecker...end it NOW!

ilovemychem 22

Monday 30 December 2013 20:23

Aww

anonymous100000 17

Sunday 9 November 2014 1:16

**** your life? more like **** his wife's life.

fantasyworld 37

Tuesday 12 May 2015 21:33

I don't get cheating, if you are unhappy just leave.

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