Today, we had our whole staff photo. We all had to stand up in rows in height order, as I'm tall I had to stand in the middle, at the back. I'm horribly claustrophobic and ended up fainting in front of 100 colleagues, taking down 4 people around me. FML
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ninjuh_wingman
| 29
That would make an awesome photo.
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tylersign
| 11
PLEASE tell me they got that in a picture.
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ninjuh_wingman
| 29
That would make an awesome photo.
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Idonebeenhad
| 17
TIIIIIIMMMMBBERRRRR!!
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markrs
| 0
Fall like dominos. One and two and three and four. Five and six and seven and more!
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unagi_fml
| 9
Photo or it didn't happen. Oh wait, you do have a photo :D
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csickcman
| 11
I'm imagining a "Weekend at Bernie's" theme for the photo. You were still in it, right?
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GravityGoesUp
| 1
Sucks I hope no one was hurt
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draegbomb
| 5
I hope someone farted.
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pslcdsl
| 9
I hope no one blinked in the photo.
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alpaquette91
| 9
Wide open places... Wide open places!
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KiddNYC1O
| 20
Hey, Arnold!
"Think BIG, open spaces..."
"Think BIG, open spaces..."
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alpaquette91
| 9
Damn that is the quote I was going for!!!!!!
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Meowingtons500
| 18
Ugh I hate the tallest to shortest system. I'm always way in the front. :(
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crimsonprodigy
| 15
That's good man. We are the alpha males and lead our shorter bretheren >:D
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Meowingtons500
| 18
Uh. Was that directed at me? Cause I'm a girl. :/ But I have been called alpha woman many a time.
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cheefer
| 0
Lesbian?
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crimsonprodigy
| 15
Alpha women!? Sounds feisty.
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Meowingtons500
| 18
Not a lesbian. Just very good at sammich making. (:
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tylersign
| 11
PLEASE tell me they got that in a picture.
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nava1210
| 12
*picture*
*caption* - "group photo, your doing it wrong"
*caption* - "group photo, your doing it wrong"
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tylersign
| 11
At first... I thought you were correcting me.
I was ready to rage.
I was ready to rage.
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Cazzybum
| 11
Grammar -the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.
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olpally
| 32
That's embarrassing op.. I hope everyone laughed it off afterwards to make you feel better
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Doxy
| 22
Good strategy. If you're gonna fall
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Doxy
| 22
Oh fuck, I failed that. Meant to say if you're going down might as well drag as many people with you as you can.
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idontknowyou123
| 0
In the words of my former Drill Sergeant: You just did an epic fallout fuckshit!
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starwind3438
| 9
That applies in this case how?
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idontknowyou123
| 0
Fallout is a command that says you are dismissed for a short time. However if you collapse suddenly in formation or pass out it can be refered to as a fallout. And yes it happens alot, usually when they lock their knees constricting blood flow.
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TheNewGuy03
| 28
I'll add one more unconventional (read: Army) definition of "fallout" to your list, and it's closely related to the others.
Say if you're on a unit run, and you just happen to not be able to keep up with the others. You are a "fallout."
It's always bad.
|the kid|
Say if you're on a unit run, and you just happen to not be able to keep up with the others. You are a "fallout."
It's always bad.
|the kid|
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RoseCrystal
| 17
You may want to see a doctor about that.
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Wangan_Warrior
| 9
Well no one wants to fall alone :P
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FaZeClan
| 3
nice tits
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burtonbullet
| 10
Ring around the rosie, anyone?
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nava1210
| 12
38 - No.