By photofaint - 23/02/2012 12:11 - United Kingdom

Today, we had our whole staff photo. We all had to stand up in rows in height order, as I'm tall I had to stand in the middle, at the back. I'm horribly claustrophobic and ended up fainting in front of 100 colleagues, taking down 4 people around me. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 278
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Same thing different taste

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ninjuh_wingman 29

That would make an awesome photo.

tylersign 11

PLEASE tell me they got that in a picture.


ninjuh_wingman 29

That would make an awesome photo.

Idonebeenhad 17
markrs 0

Fall like dominos. One and two and three and four. Five and six and seven and more!

unagi_fml 9

Photo or it didn't happen. Oh wait, you do have a photo :D

csickcman 11

I'm imagining a "Weekend at Bernie's" theme for the photo. You were still in it, right?

KiddNYC1O 20

Hey, Arnold! "Think BIG, open spaces..."

Damn that is the quote I was going for!!!!!!

Ugh I hate the tallest to shortest system. I'm always way in the front. :(

That's good man. We are the alpha males and lead our shorter bretheren >:D

Uh. Was that directed at me? Cause I'm a girl. :/ But I have been called alpha woman many a time.

Not a lesbian. Just very good at sammich making. (:

tylersign 11

PLEASE tell me they got that in a picture.

*picture* *caption* - "group photo, your doing it wrong"

tylersign 11

At first... I thought you were correcting me. I was ready to rage.

Grammar -the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

olpally 32

That's embarrassing op.. I hope everyone laughed it off afterwards to make you feel better

Oh ****, I failed that. Meant to say if you're going down might as well drag as many people with you as you can.

In the words of my former Drill Sergeant: You just did an epic fallout fuckshit!

Fallout is a command that says you are dismissed for a short time. However if you collapse suddenly in formation or pass out it can be refered to as a fallout. And yes it happens alot, usually when they lock their knees constricting blood flow.

I'll add one more unconventional (read: Army) definition of "fallout" to your list, and it's closely related to the others. Say if you're on a unit run, and you just happen to not be able to keep up with the others. You are a "fallout." It's always bad. |the kid|