By photofaint - 23/02/2012 12:11 - United Kingdom

Today, we had our whole staff photo. We all had to stand up in rows in height order, as I'm tall I had to stand in the middle, at the back. I'm horribly claustrophobic and ended up fainting in front of 100 colleagues, taking down 4 people around me. FML
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That would make an awesome photo.

PLEASE tell me they got that in a picture.

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That would make an awesome photo.

TIIIIIIMMMMBBERRRRR!!

Fall like dominos. One and two and three and four. Five and six and seven and more!

Photo or it didn't happen. Oh wait, you do have a photo :D

I'm imagining a "Weekend at Bernie's" theme for the photo. You were still in it, right?

Sucks I hope no one was hurt

I hope someone farted.

I hope no one blinked in the photo.

Wide open places... Wide open places!

Hey, Arnold! "Think BIG, open spaces..."

Damn that is the quote I was going for!!!!!!

Ugh I hate the tallest to shortest system. I'm always way in the front. :(

That's good man. We are the alpha males and lead our shorter bretheren >:D

Uh. Was that directed at me? Cause I'm a girl. :/ But I have been called alpha woman many a time.

Alpha women!? Sounds feisty.

Not a lesbian. Just very good at sammich making. (:

PLEASE tell me they got that in a picture.

*picture* *caption* - "group photo, your doing it wrong"

At first... I thought you were correcting me. I was ready to rage.

Grammar -the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

That's embarrassing op.. I hope everyone laughed it off afterwards to make you feel better

Good strategy. If you're gonna fall

Oh fuck, I failed that. Meant to say if you're going down might as well drag as many people with you as you can.

In the words of my former Drill Sergeant: You just did an epic fallout fuckshit!

That applies in this case how?

Fallout is a command that says you are dismissed for a short time. However if you collapse suddenly in formation or pass out it can be refered to as a fallout. And yes it happens alot, usually when they lock their knees constricting blood flow.

I'll add one more unconventional (read: Army) definition of "fallout" to your list, and it's closely related to the others. Say if you're on a unit run, and you just happen to not be able to keep up with the others. You are a "fallout." It's always bad. |the kid|

You may want to see a doctor about that.

Well no one wants to fall alone :P

nice tits

Ring around the rosie, anyone?