Miscellaneous: Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring...

By Meg - 13/06/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML

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By Nell - 30/06/2011 21:10 - United States

Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML

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By DaveAlmighty - 02/07/2009 07:22 - United States

Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML

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By JubileeBee - 28/09/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML

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By :(( - 25/04/2012 18:46 - United States - Saint Petersburg

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

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By ari - 17/06/2011 11:06 - United States

Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML

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By Anon - 23/06/2014 23:13 - United States - Denton

Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML

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By Creep - 28/03/2009 00:24 - Canada

Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2016 12:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, my neighbor - whose first words to me when I moved onto the block were "I don't like your face" - called the cops and claimed I'd been exposing myself in public. His lowlife buddy backed him up on his lie. I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up in deep trouble thanks to them. FML

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By ohsosad - 23/11/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was asked out by a guy who is doing community service because he was caught peeping through windows. I was tempted to say yes. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2009 23:12 - Canada

Today, I came home from work and went to open the door. I Iooked through the window and saw a man in my house. Terrified, I called the police. They came, searched the house, and found nothing missing. I went back inside and looked through the window and saw him again. It was my reflection. FML

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cthulhu1138 1

Sunday 14 June 2009 9:44

Wouldn't it be nice if they invented some sort of way to cover your window to keep people from looking at? Maybe even add an easy way to uncover it if you want the view outside during the day. Oh, wait. They did.

birds_fml 7

Sunday 14 June 2009 9:46

Thank god you caught him! If you had just reported a peeping tom, he just would've gotten sneakier and you wouldn't have known. And, people shouldn't NEED blinds to keep people from looking in their bedroom windows at night! In a perfect world, people would respect others' privacy.

Comments

Rota 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 18:39

#54, yes the castle doctrine gives you the right to shoot to kill.

lifesux007 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 19:03

Switch rooms with ur dad. Problem solved.

silverx10 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 19:30

FYL and YDI. FYL for having a creepy neighbor. YDI for blinds. Use them.

DrunkenLullaby 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 19:31

Why was he able to see you in the first place? Ever heard of curtains...blinds maybe? It does suck though.

RuralNinja 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 19:33

So what if he's a cop. Giving him a gun and power doesn't make him a better person than anyone else. Usually, cops are some of the most morally inept people in society.

swatswhereitsat 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 19:33

ok dude buy some blinds cuz seriously yeah that sucks but who can peep if theres nothing to peep at...and i love how all these people are bad mouthing cops because when someone busts into ur house or u get robed who do you call...THE COPS....yeah some cops are dirty but not all...

Doorhandle57 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 20:57

if it was the late hours of the night, how did you know someone was staring at you?

IExist121 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 21:14

#12 = Win.

ohxberlin 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 21:19

uhhhh so if he wasn't a cop, say a freakin grocery store clerk or a lawyer, would it change it your mind? who cares about their authority in the work force. it doesn't make a difference, a creeper is gonna be a creeper. get some blinds or curtains if you're that annoyed by it.

New_York_fml 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 21:58

Your not suppose to feel unsafe in your own home. why should she get blinds at her expense. There are far worse habits that people have than not putting blinds up. So people leave there doors open when they aren't home. Should the OP get blinds...Yes. Should it be at her expense...No.