Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML
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Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML
Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML
Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML
Today, my neighbor - whose first words to me when I moved onto the block were "I don't like your face" - called the cops and claimed I'd been exposing myself in public. His lowlife buddy backed him up on his lie. I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up in deep trouble thanks to them. FML
Today, I was asked out by a guy who is doing community service because he was caught peeping through windows. I was tempted to say yes. FML
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cthulhu1138 1
Wouldn't it be nice if they invented some sort of way to cover your window to keep people from looking at? Maybe even add an easy way to uncover it if you want the view outside during the day. Oh, wait. They did.
birds_fml 7
Thank god you caught him! If you had just reported a peeping tom, he just would've gotten sneakier and you wouldn't have known. And, people shouldn't NEED blinds to keep people from looking in their bedroom windows at night! In a perfect world, people would respect others' privacy.
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Tsukasa_fml 0
Wait, so did your trap work, and the peeping tom turned out to be the cop? Or did it catch the cop investigating the pervert?
Mortishia 0
I've just finished reading "Predators: Pedophiles, rapists & other sex offenders" and what I want to say is this: do NOT agree to silence and shut the case if he agrees to take the therapy. The thing is that more then 60% of sex offenders are back to they old ways even after the therapy, so, if you lock him up you save other girls from pervert. Adn don't feel bad for him, don't listen to people why try to make you partly guilty -- you did nothing wrong, you were in your own home minding your own business. Good luck.
OmniFML 0
Oh, right. Wow. Thanks for that JFox.
Jessaly_fml 0
This is why policemen suck so much. I would LOVE to say that they should be respected and trusted 100%...unfortunately there's enough reason in this world to never want to trust or respect them, no matter what kind of badge they have. Sorry about him, that bastard.
sulitak 27
and you grouping all police together doesn't help. there's WAY MORE good cops out there This cop sucked and probably got into it for the wrong reasons. lots of people do their jobs for the wrong reasons.
FMLwrestler 0
This brings new meaning to the phrase "Kindergarten Cop". *shudder*
Rabyd 0
TBH, if I saw a neighbor of mine naked through the window, I'd peep on her. If she's not using blinds, she wants people to see. I take it that he's actually sneaking up to your window, though, which would suck. FYL for having a bad cop live next door, though :(
lotte_fml 0
#23 is totally right. Here in Europe (and in my case, the Netherlands) it is very common to leave the curtains open until you go to sleep. We all know that and most of us just don't look. There are these perverts anyhow, but should that stop us from liking the outside view or the moonlight in our rooms -or what reason one could have for having the curtains open? That wouldn't be fair, right. So i think she had curtains, but fekt free to leave them open. And because of that, her life is f*cked. I still think you should go to the police, the other ones ;)
AndelleRae 9
She said, "in the late hours of the night" so I gathered that she's sleeping when this goes on. And all of these people who say, "She's asking to be watched if she doesn't have blinds on her window." That's ******* bullshit. It's like those assholes who say, "Oh, she was dressed like a ****, so she was asking to be raped. I swear, i was just doing her a favor." I will agree that blinds are a good idea, but seriously? You people are all assholes. She shouldn't HAVE to get blinds because her creepy pervo (I realize that's not a word, so grammar Nazis, take your complaints elsewhere) neighbor gets his rocks off by watching her at 3am. Hopefully you can get him charged, because that's seriously terrifying.
Ullygirldk 0
#51 and 112# nailed it. How the hell can you blame the girl for a creepy lurker? lol.
thx1138_fml 0
go to teh FBI!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111
netbeui435 3
Cops suck.