Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML
Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML
Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML
Today, my neighbor - whose first words to me when I moved onto the block were "I don't like your face" - called the cops and claimed I'd been exposing myself in public. His lowlife buddy backed him up on his lie. I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up in deep trouble thanks to them. FML
Today, I was asked out by a guy who is doing community service because he was caught peeping through windows. I was tempted to say yes. FML
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cthulhu1138 1
Wouldn't it be nice if they invented some sort of way to cover your window to keep people from looking at? Maybe even add an easy way to uncover it if you want the view outside during the day. Oh, wait. They did.
birds_fml 7
Thank god you caught him! If you had just reported a peeping tom, he just would've gotten sneakier and you wouldn't have known. And, people shouldn't NEED blinds to keep people from looking in their bedroom windows at night! In a perfect world, people would respect others' privacy.
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24788 7
To take down a dirty cop like this you will need video evidence.
PennyForAThought 0
Ever heard of curtains? Numpty.
o76923 8
Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Florida, Georgia, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas and West Virginia. If you live in any of those states there is a simple solution to this problem, its called the castle doctrine. Peeping is a crime, he's committing it on your property, and he's not acting on a legal duty. You have a right to shoot to kill. As a cop, he should figure that out pretty quickly after you point a laser at him.
notapplicable123 0
56-That's genius! People say "violence is never the answer" but seriously, it can be. And that asshole who peeped in your curtain is a lowlife. Some cops think they're above the law because they can legally possess a gun and whatnot. They give other cops, the people who are actually looking to protect you, a bad name. FYL. Peeping toms suck. Make sure you get enough evidence and bring his fat ass to court.
lightburns 10
#56.. You have a right to shoot to kill? I'm gonna guess you're joking, but it's hard to tell because you get people that actually think that. And I agree that you should get curtains, but that doesn't stop it from not being your fault that a pervert is looking in, report him and make sure he gets done
sev770 0
Whoa like the movie lakewoew terrace!!!
touchableturtle 0
sexy
happyvalleygirl 0
#56 haha dude... 1) they caught him in a trap, he must've been on their property. If he was watching from his house next door, they would have known it was the neighbor all along. that means someone has been lurking outside their house at night. 2) it had BEEN happening. after it happens once, you report it. It could be more than a peeping tom... a stalker or somebody with malicious intent. 3) after it happens once, you should start pulling the curtains shut. 4) if it had been somebody with malicious intent who had a weapon of some kind, setting a trap is a really stupid idea. It could have been a lot more than a peeping tom. This bitch is lucky. She and the whole family deserved it for being SO ******* STUPID about the whole thing.
zoombabwee 0
That would have been hilarious if u reported it to him
Malexhe 0
This kinda reminds me of Lakeview Terrace, only much less severe.