Today, I found out the identity of the pervert who's been staring at me through my bedroom window in the late hours of the night. My parents and I decided to set out a trap for 'him' instead of reporting to our local cop. Turns out, we caught my 37 year-old neighbor in the act. He's the cop. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, as I was going to bed, I spotted a man staring at my window from a neighbor's yard. Ten minutes later, he was still there. I freaked out, started crying, and contemplated calling the cops. My creeper turned out to be the neighbor's wooden lawn ornament. FML
Today, I caught some perverts sitting in a car in front of my house, spying on my neighbors. When they refused to leave, I grabbed a baseball bat and they sped off in a hurry. Later, those same perverts came back to arrest my neighbors for drug trafficking. I had threatened cops. FML
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that the "burglar" I caught, punched, and tied up for the cops was actually my wife's secret lover. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I woke up to NYPD detectives banging on my door with flashlights, looking for some criminal who used to live in my house. Apparently, when they showed the man's mugshot to my neighbors upstairs, for some reason they identified the man as my husband. FML
Today, after nearly a year of being stalked, harassed and even terrorized, the police finally found out who my stalker was. It was my 19-year-old son, who thought it would be a fun prank to pull. FML
Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML
Today, my neighbor - whose first words to me when I moved onto the block were "I don't like your face" - called the cops and claimed I'd been exposing myself in public. His lowlife buddy backed him up on his lie. I'm pretty sure I'm going to end up in deep trouble thanks to them. FML
Today, I was asked out by a guy who is doing community service because he was caught peeping through windows. I was tempted to say yes. FML
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Top comments
cthulhu1138 1
Wouldn't it be nice if they invented some sort of way to cover your window to keep people from looking at? Maybe even add an easy way to uncover it if you want the view outside during the day. Oh, wait. They did.
birds_fml 7
Thank god you caught him! If you had just reported a peeping tom, he just would've gotten sneakier and you wouldn't have known. And, people shouldn't NEED blinds to keep people from looking in their bedroom windows at night! In a perfect world, people would respect others' privacy.
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birds_fml 7
Thank god you caught him! If you had just reported a peeping tom, he just would've gotten sneakier and you wouldn't have known. And, people shouldn't NEED blinds to keep people from looking in their bedroom windows at night! In a perfect world, people would respect others' privacy.
all4pooh 4
This isn't a perfect world
columbia20 8
in a perfect world there would be no need for privacy.
gingermonster16 0
I don't see why you can't turn him into someone else. And like every one said, get blinds or close the ones you have. Or hang up a poster of the Jonas Brothers facing towards him or some shittt. That's enough to get people to stop looking towards your room.
Vampire_princess 0
Nice.... Or a picture of zac effron
FYLx2 0
OR justice bieper
kwinters 5
#8 you dont have to be such a smart ass. maybe theres a reason she doesnt have them?
Kyraniums 0
What was the 'trap'? Did you parents make you do a seductive dance in front of the window? :P That is just disgusting. And like everyone has already mentioned: get some blinds or curtains.
mido1992 0
ya i a perfect world honey wake up and smell the poop this world isnt perfect this is real world and theyre will be perverts thats why she should get blinds and no one is saying that what he did is right
wut_fml 0
Get some blackout curtains or something. If that guy's a cop, who knows if you can get anything done about it.
eblymuffin 0
I don't get why "him" is in quotations. Are you implying that his "him" is actually a "her"?
Lisimal 7
I'm pretty sure you LIKED it, otherwise you would have added some C-U-R-T-A-I-N-S.
cutebutpsycho 0
Um, is there only one cop in your town? Also, there are such things as curtains, blinds, blankets, shutters, etc. I understand that this is really creepy, but there are a couple of things you can do on your own that will sort of fix it. Are you worried about not being able to get help because his cop buddies will protect him? Just get proof and go straight to a lawyer, I guess. FYL, but get some curtains!
Tubasaurus 0
Unfortunately, lots of cops get away with stuff that is far worse without even a slap on the wrist.