Miscellaneous: Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks... - FML

By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 15:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 14:21 - United States

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Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML

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By seadrick - 06/06/2015 16:19 - Canada - Granville Ferry

Today, I learned that not only do wood ticks have a habit of dropping off of branches onto you as you walk under them, they also like to hang out in groups of five or six. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 04:32 - United States - Sparta

Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML

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dylanger16 19

Sunday 22 February 2015 5:32

You might want to go to the doctor and get tested for diseases then

Queensland 27

Sunday 22 February 2015 5:33

Why would you want to eat a black jelly bean anyway, they're the worst!!

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xivoricbutterfly 25

Sunday 22 February 2015 5:38

Did you have a bag of jelly beans or did you eat it off the floor because that's just disgusting .

BlueShade 17

Sunday 22 February 2015 5:39

Are there even black jelly beans...? I've seen really dark purple jelly beans but I don't think I've seen black. Tell me if I'm wrong.

Queensland 27

Sunday 22 February 2015 5:41

I think they're the same thing, people see them as both... Not much colour difference I don't think.

amanda182 19

Sunday 22 February 2015 5:43

Yes, there are such things as black jelly beans.

Ichiya 29

Sunday 22 February 2015 6:01

They are flavored with anus...erm I mean anise.

False_Stupidity 41

Sunday 22 February 2015 10:05

Big difference in flavor between black ones and purple ones.

kerstileann 26

Sunday 22 February 2015 15:38

Black Licorice? (i dont know what a deer tick looks like so i dont know if it looks like one)

kalbrek009 20

Sunday 22 February 2015 17:11

Ok. You're wrong. There are black jellybeans...you may just be somewhat color blind to the actual color...& yes, black licorice is black..not purple. Lol

peterblackmer91 12

Thursday 8 April 2021 8:28

you are wrong

lovelyvampire 16

Sunday 22 February 2015 5:42

black jelly beans suck, I wouldn't eat them anyways

Flaming_Pandas 15

Sunday 22 February 2015 5:48

New jelly bean flavor idea: Blood-filled deer tick

AbsyntheMayhem 23

Tuesday 10 March 2015 10:38

Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans!

CoolCookie210 22

Sunday 22 February 2015 5:49

I just cringed so hard

Lanabur 13

Sunday 22 February 2015 5:51

Please check a doctor, just in case. Icky! Sorry that happened.

Jay0501 21

Sunday 22 February 2015 5:52

I don't know.. They were disgusting before and they're disgusting now. Seems about right

bsums203 13

Sunday 22 February 2015 5:53

I cant think of much nastier.

mileyisamaniac 11

Sunday 22 February 2015 5:54

Ew!

drbckflps 22

Sunday 22 February 2015 5:57

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