Miscellaneous: Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks...

By Anonymous - 21/02/2015 15:12 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found out the hard way that blood-filled deer ticks can look a lot like black jelly beans. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 14/02/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I realized that the "pimples" on my back weren't pimples at all. Because I was unable to see how bad they were for the last week, I never caught on to the fact the they were, in fact, ticks. FML

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Yucky!

By theapplesleader - 23/12/2019 03:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I picked my dog up and nibbled her ear. On the tip of her ear was a large tick, which burst, sending blood into my mouth. FML

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By Luna - 22/07/2012 02:30 - United States - Carmel

Today, I found a tick half-buried in my nipple. FML

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By Becks - 07/09/2020 23:01

Today, I found a bug in my bra. Not a huge deal, so I flicked him out. Turns out he was a black blister beetle. I woke to at 3 a.m. to insane pain, as well as the water blisters all over my boobs. FML

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By seadrick - 06/06/2015 16:19 - Canada - Granville Ferry

Today, I learned that not only do wood ticks have a habit of dropping off of branches onto you as you walk under them, they also like to hang out in groups of five or six. FML

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By ewwww - 26/05/2013 17:55 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I found out where the mysterious bites on my back keep coming from. It's not every day you find an earwig in your loofah. FML

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By rivercitybarf - 08/08/2009 08:48 - United States

Today, I found out that worms in apples aren't something that you just see in cartoons. FML

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By John - 26/03/2012 02:53 - Saint Lucia

Today, I discovered that it is possible for bugs to lay eggs in your ears. FML

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By awkardtaco - 28/09/2018 13:30

Today, in spite of 2 different types of bug spray, underwear, and jeans, I discovered not one, but two mosquito bites on my vagina. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/05/2013 04:32 - United States - Sparta

Today, I went to the Doctor's for a mole my husband had said was, "growing and changing color". It turned out to be a wood tick. My husband knew, but said it was too "icky" to take off himself. FML

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dylanger16 19

Sunday 22 February 2015 5:32

You might want to go to the doctor and get tested for diseases then

Queensland 27

Sunday 22 February 2015 5:33

Why would you want to eat a black jelly bean anyway, they're the worst!!

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Alaskanwildman 12

Sunday 22 February 2015 21:02

I did the same thing!

halariousness 6

Sunday 22 February 2015 22:25

Omg I literally just almost through up in the tanning bed I'm in and went to sit under smashed my head on the top of the tanning bed lol

Carnaxa 8

Monday 23 February 2015 0:46

are you high?

Glasshoney 9

Sunday 22 February 2015 22:56

Read this out loud to my family and there was a collective "AAAAAAAHHHH!", followed by lots comments such as "sick" "puke", etc. lol

fmleli 11

Sunday 22 February 2015 22:57

I ate a "chocolate covered raisin" when I was like two. except it wasn't a chocolate covered raisin... it was a tick. yay

mister_icicle 17

Monday 23 February 2015 12:25

Ha. My sister did that. Post #108

zykrithium 22

Sunday 22 February 2015 23:45

YDI for liking black jelly beans

mollypop35 28

Monday 23 February 2015 3:48

I'm jealous... That's perfectly good blood wasted on an ungrateful human.

Peachtranquility 15

Monday 23 February 2015 4:33

So nasty! it's like a gusher gummy

SupernovaEclipse 19

Monday 23 February 2015 4:40

Where did you even find a deer tick in the same place you might find a jelly bean...

purplegold 19

Monday 23 February 2015 8:16

Eeeeeeewwwwww!!!! What the fuh

steelmoonlight 23

Monday 23 February 2015 9:22

I think I just threw up a bit.

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Same thing different taste

Yucky!

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