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Today, I found out my ex was sleeping around with others without a condom. FML
Today, I found out my ex was sleeping around with others without a condom. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been sleeping around. After telling my best friend, I also found out that he and a few others have known for the past month. He asked, shocked, "Dude, I thought you knew?" FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that the guy I lost my virginity to a few months ago was actually in a relationship the whole time. How did I find this out? His now ex-girlfriend called to yell at me. FML
Today, I found out my ex boyfriend who recently cheated on me and broke up with me for another girl, has herpes. Guess how I found out? FML
Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me, demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML
Today, after finding out that I'd slept with our married neighbor, I found out my husband had slept with him too as revenge. FML
Today, I found out that my ex (he's 35) tried soliciting sex from one of my friend's daughters (she's 22) and a few other friends as well. To make it all worse, I just found out this fuckboy has herpes, and contracted it while cheating on me. FML
Today, I found out I'm pregnant with my soon-to-be ex-husband's baby from the moment we agreed to have sex one last time together. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
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Top comments
Chazzster 32
Once they are an “ex” it really doesn’t matter what they are doing with someone else. - Not your problem anymore.
sirrubberduckie 37
While you were together? Get tested ASAP. After you broke up? As the other comment said, not your problem.
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Comments (3)
Chazzster 32
Once they are an “ex” it really doesn’t matter what they are doing with someone else. - Not your problem anymore.
sirrubberduckie 37
While you were together? Get tested ASAP. After you broke up? As the other comment said, not your problem.
tiptoppc 21
Why do I feel like he found out because not sleeping around himself, he acquired an STD because of something she brought back and gave him because he got it from her BEFORE she became the Ex? EDIT: may not have gotten genders correct on this, and quite possibly genders could be anything at this point (male, female or this might be a gay relationship too)