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By Anonymous - 30/09/2014 17:45 - United States - Phoenix

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Today, I found out that when I asked my buddy to make sure my girlfriend was safe while I was abroad, he really did; he even used a condom. FML

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By Fred - 20/03/2015 01:06 - United States - Kingston

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Today, I gave my friend condoms since he didn't have any and he was planning on "getting lucky." Little did I know he was planning on "getting lucky" with my sister. FML

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By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

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Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

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Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By PCJJacket - 05/05/2014 17:30 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML

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By Oops - 24/10/2009 13:14 - United Kingdom

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Today, a friend asked me if I'd buy him some condoms because he's too shy to buy them himself. I obliged and whilst queuing at the till to buy them I felt someone tap my shoulder. I turned around to see my fiancée glaring at me. We don't use condoms. FML

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By that1guy - 14/03/2009 18:25 - United States

Today, My girlfriend who I've been dating for over a year was going to Florida for a short trip with a few friends without me since I couldn't get work off. She asked me to put her iPod in her bag for her as she was almost ready to walk out the door. Thats when I saw she packed 10 condoms with her. FML

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By SimpleSimon - 01/07/2009 00:14 - United Kingdom

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Today, I went to work leaving my girlfriend asleep in my bed. Later she calls me demanding to know how long I've been cheating on her. We don't use condoms but she found several in the bin when she decided to empty it. I had to explain while my colleagues listened that I use them to masturbate. FML

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By badtrip - 03/03/2009 03:21 - United States

Today, my girlfriend was packing for her study abroad program. Jokingly, I got her a pack of condoms. She laughed, saying "Oh yeah, I'll definitely need some of those." Later, I showed up to take her to the airport and saw her open suitcase in the kitchen, with the condoms on top. FML

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By Username - 07/03/2010 17:41 - France

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Today, the guy that I have been seeing for over a year left on a business trip. While straightening out his room as a favor, I noticed he took his condoms with him. FML

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By fingwhore - 27/07/2014 17:12 - United States - Greensboro

Today, my girlfriend came back from camping with her friends. I say "friends", I mean "friend". And when I say "friend", I mean "her ex". I took a look through her bag afterwards, and well, who knew condoms were considered camping equipment these days. FML

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sayyestothedress 24

Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:01

Well, you didn't specify what kind of safety! Jk sorry OP!

martin8337 35

Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:02

Dump her and find better friends.

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Norja 33

Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:10

How could someone do that to a friend? Some people's lack of morals and decency disgusts me.

stingray112 24

Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:11

Dang OP sorry to hear that, hope everything works out ok

feven 32

Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:14

How thoughtful.

FunGhoost 10

Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:25

Dump them both and run fast really fast, you don't need these people in your life

sanuxo_ 22

Tuesday 30 September 2014 23:32

Screw him and your girlfriend. Hope you're doing okay :)

sanuxo_ 22

Wednesday 1 October 2014 0:47

Its whatever context he feels will make him feel better :')

LJtorana15 5

Saturday 4 October 2014 5:24

you may want to word this a little differently for next time. Cause you make it sound like a threesome. sorry to say

ColonelCusswords 24

Wednesday 1 October 2014 0:20

break the motherfuckers jaw

MRSwick2525 23

Wednesday 1 October 2014 6:01

easy there man. so violent tonight!!!

SpartanMerc 18

Wednesday 1 October 2014 14:11

Breaking someone's jaw would be hard to do, especially without breaking your own hand on said jaw. But breaking his arms and/or legs is much easier on your own body...

Pk93 37

Wednesday 1 October 2014 0:23

sorry op :(

Alchemist_21 26

Wednesday 1 October 2014 0:26

Which would be?

igiveuponmyuser 4

Wednesday 1 October 2014 0:51

saves you a lot of time and money by finding out now... everything happens for a reason

igiveuponmyuser 4

Wednesday 1 October 2014 0:52

I can't delete this one? double post

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