Today, I had to call my mom and tell her about the insurance claim that is going to be coming through in the next couple of weeks. I spent the night in the hospital. I'm allergic to lube. FML
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neujersey
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Yeah, you didn't have to explain that to her. The insurance explanation of benefits document won't be that descriptive...
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Novaeangliae
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Quite possibly the only thing funnier than this post was that conversation with your mother
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neujersey
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Yeah, you didn't have to explain that to her. The insurance explanation of benefits document won't be that descriptive...
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joobie
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hippa would have kept the insurance company from saying anything other than that you were in the hospital.
you done fucked up, basically.
you done fucked up, basically.
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mikeyellenlee
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You know, it's not like she had to find out. Sometimes a little white lie is best because it doesn't hurt either party. I think you're biggest mistake was thinking she was going to get a detailed description. Silly person with the dry vagina and/or girlfriend with dry vagina. Try oral before penetration next time...dumbass.
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DAyBriGHTEneR
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....are you high?
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Novaeangliae
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Quite possibly the only thing funnier than this post was that conversation with your mother
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evelyn_3883
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some ppl are being assholes. Especially the person that sed "Silly person with the dry vagina and/or girlfriend with dry vagina. Try oral before penetration next time...dumbass. " That was wrong and very rude to say. I don't care who u are and what ur vagina is like. Everyone has their own sexual experiences and everything. So I guess what Im saying is that u shouldn't make fun of ppl that have found out things the hard way. Every one is different and learns differently.
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Paynegwynn
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Is it just me, or is anyone else reading this as "My mother put lube on the phone and when I tried to call her I had to spend the night in the hospital"?
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Taihen
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@27: Mostly water based isn't entirely water. Anything else in there can cause a reaction, even if it's only a small ammount. My big sis is really allergic to nuts, if something she eats was made with a spoon that stirred something else with nuts in it she'll generally react bad enough to have to go to the hospital. It sucks but allergies don't care about quantity...
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phiniusmaster
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lol at #4 xD
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marleytooyou
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me neither this is confusing
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brasilbabe
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she had to explain to her mum that she was hospitalized because she had a allergic reaction to the lube she was using when she was having sex.