Yeah, you didn't have to explain that to her. The insurance explanation of benefits document won't be that descriptive...

hippa would have kept the insurance company from saying anything other than that you were in the hospital. you done fucked up, basically.

You know, it's not like she had to find out. Sometimes a little white lie is best because it doesn't hurt either party. I think you're biggest mistake was thinking she was going to get a detailed description. Silly person with the dry vagina and/or girlfriend with dry vagina. Try oral before penetration next time...dumbass.

....are you high?

Quite possibly the only thing funnier than this post was that conversation with your mother

some ppl are being assholes. Especially the person that sed "Silly person with the dry vagina and/or girlfriend with dry vagina. Try oral before penetration next time...dumbass. " That was wrong and very rude to say. I don't care who u are and what ur vagina is like. Everyone has their own sexual experiences and everything. So I guess what Im saying is that u shouldn't make fun of ppl that have found out things the hard way. Every one is different and learns differently.

Is it just me, or is anyone else reading this as "My mother put lube on the phone and when I tried to call her I had to spend the night in the hospital"?

@27: Mostly water based isn't entirely water. Anything else in there can cause a reaction, even if it's only a small ammount. My big sis is really allergic to nuts, if something she eats was made with a spoon that stirred something else with nuts in it she'll generally react bad enough to have to go to the hospital. It sucks but allergies don't care about quantity...

lol at #4 xD

me neither this is confusing