Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I tutored a kid for two hours, for $25 an hour. When it came time for them to pay, my mother told the kid's parents that they could give me ten bucks for the whole thing. She does this a lot. FML
Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML
Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML
Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Today, I found out my son was never accepted into the local university two years ago. He actually went out and got a job, and only lied about it so he could keep living in my house rent-free. The conniving bastard makes more than I do at my minimum-wage job. FML
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Giants_rule 0
Damn thats smart on your sons part. $20 an hour to bang his gf.
jasmine1259 2
how did you not figure that out?
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Comments (156)
Madeline69 0
Wow you payed for your son to sleep with his gf wow now that's a new level of prostitution
Vaetrus 0
Thinking this. You sure it's "girlfriend" and not "hooker"?
TheRealEllieSan 9
We don't know what they were doing, all OP really knows is that they were in the room together. Being paid to be in the same room with someone is not prostitution.
Tubasaurus 0
Don't complain. Pat your son on the back and admit defeat.
thatoneguyinca 0
At least you don't have a gay EPIC to say the least
clumsylittleme 11
Who gives a shit if he's gay. Gays are people too. So shut up.
watermind 0
Cool kid. He's going to be successful in life.
nabzilla 0
HAHAH! What an awesome idea. But i doubt that would ever work with my parents. LMAO!
DefQon1_fml 0
Already making his way quickly to the top of the pimp chain. /High-fives all round for him..
Peroxide 3
lol mercy, when you were in that coma, could you feel your brain being damaged?
st87 0
Don't blame him. I had a serious crush on my tutor as well lol. I seem to be attracted to slightly older women.
FarSide 23
yeah... like your momma
Badgermx 0
Well... he could be stupid or gay.. he's neither.. so, you're pretty well off
SuperFlyTilliDie 0
Well, he's probably pretty close to stupid since his parents TRIED to get him a tutor
KasCiaYr 0
Anyways it is better than stupid AND homophobic, like in your case.
kingkash 0
how good it is...