Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I tutored a kid for two hours, for $25 an hour. When it came time for them to pay, my mother told the kid's parents that they could give me ten bucks for the whole thing. She does this a lot. FML
Today, the guy whose son I babysat for six hours straight confessed to being broke, then actually asked if he could pay me with sex instead. FML
Today, I found out the man I have been dating is my son’s principal. I found out by having to pick my suspended son up from school. FML
Today, someone called the police on me because one of my students was going home with me every day. The student is my son. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML
Today, I found out my mom paid my best friend $20 to be my friend when we were 10. FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Today, I found out my son was never accepted into the local university two years ago. He actually went out and got a job, and only lied about it so he could keep living in my house rent-free. The conniving bastard makes more than I do at my minimum-wage job. FML
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Giants_rule 0
Damn thats smart on your sons part. $20 an hour to bang his gf.
jasmine1259 2
how did you not figure that out?
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Comments (156)
getreadysetfml 0
does anybody else thinks this is like prostitution lol
PhillyFox 0
Saying YDI because your son is as transparent as cellophane. How could you not see this coming?
mplsmech 0
YDI... this is what kitchen tables, family room sofas, other generally out in the open areas of your home are for. Why would they need to be behind a closed door if they were doing schoolwork? Oh yeah, I bet they said "So it's more quiet." Right? Holy smokes, you must be the most naive person.
babygraprefruit 0
Got yourself a hustla, Mama.
that_guy321 2
yes.. all those places are perfect for sex.
cani_fml 0
get your money back, yell at your son & talk to her parents. then forbid them from seeing eachother. Just cos its fun to **** with people's lives :P
kukopia 0
NEI Not Enuff Info Was she his gf before you hired her?? Maybe they connected AS she was tutoring him. But I doubt that. One has to deduce that the OP isn't revealing the insinuating details. I don't care enuff to vote - aka 'Meh'
Hermyoni 0
Why was your son alone in his room being tutored? Make his ass sit at the kitchen table so you can make sure the person you hired actually knows there stuff and your son is learning geeze!
blastvortex 4
Who says she wasn't "teaching" him something? At the very least, he might be better at making out than he was before, if not even more. Hee, hee...
Witchcraft_fml 5
Ugh, calm down. He's probably learned some new moves. Essentially, she's a prostitute. :]
blah_37 0
lol, this made me laugh so hard...