Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons. FML
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Today, my husband and I have been fighting because I gave our son his college fund, even though he got a full-ride scholarship. My husband didn't think it was necessary and wanted to use it for other things. FML
Today, I learned that my daughter pocketed the money I'd paid so she could go to college. FML
Today, I found out that the money my husband said he loaned to his "mother" actually went to the purchase of new lingerie for the woman he's cheating on me with. I just got the bill from the department store. FML
Today, I found out that I've been paying student fees for the wrong account. Apparently I have been paying for some other student's tuition. FML
Today, I found out that the student tutor my son advised me to hire was my son's girlfriend. I have been paying her $20 an hour for the last 3 weeks to make out with my son in his room. FML
Today, I found out that the money that my wife claims went into repairing her car engine actually is going towards helping her pay for a divorce. FML
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
Today, I found out that my dad has been trying to take money out of my savings account to pay for divorce fees and a hammock. FML
Today, my son took some of my underwear to school. What's worse is he sold it to his classmate for $10. FML
Today, I found out my husband spent us into overdraft charges through compulsive online shopping. Again. FML
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Top comments
ZombieLoveA 0
Aha... Well... At least he's fit and in great shape now.!
crushedone 7
Sure it wasn't pole smoking lessons?
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Comments (90)
momo1972 3
What class is that for?
johnnyboy182 7
is that a gen ed class?
rubyliu8420 7
Your son is pole dancing...what's that tell u?
martialeng 1
Lessons...????
McNicholas 5
You might want to see if another woman is involved.
loganmarquez 3
He's still using it for education.
chosha_fml 27
Maybe now he'll pay his own way through university.
minajgurl 0
today.. this guy in my class said "do the shuffle" and I was like your going to be doing to shuffle in the office . ha!
Michael1996 5
how cheap is this college that its the same amount as a pole dancing class
kainpwnsu 19
Your SON has taken up pole dancing lessons?!
AeryFairy 10
Yes, boys pole dance. As a pole dancer (sport and fitness, not by profession, not stripping), I know a lot of them. The majority are not gay, either. It's an excellent way to build flexibility and muscle whilst burning fat, and you get to learn a lot of cool tricks. Plus, if guys attend a mixed-gender class, they're in the minority and hanging out with a load of girls in short shorts and tank tops.