Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Welshite 40
Now he can say with all honesty "like mother like daughter."
homesuckfucker 28
To me, this FML translates to, "Today, I found out I've been having sex with my mom's doctor." The things a gynecologists do with patients are strictly professional. He and your mother are not having sexual relations, OP. You are an adult, (I hope, since you're having sex with a man old enough to carry a medical licence), and I really don't see why this is bothering you. But if the thought does make you uncomfortable, by all means, break off your relationship.
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Comments (90)
NobodyGay 16
He sure knows how to get the pussy.
InficioAngelus 7
To be fair, the sentence "I've seen you and your mum's *******" would be a lot worse in another circumstance.
joshi42 16
Well he surely checked the state of manufacturer before enjoying her product...
bambam42069 13
Well that's awkward
rogerover 19
You will always have a qualified guy checking on your kitty though so, there is that.
sickmyduckplz 2
Did he recognise the lady parts to be very similar to a patient of his?
PandoraPeace 10
You've caught a doctor! Reel him in!!! May be awkward, but that's the stuff of dreams
sharond23 10
and...???? I'm not understanding the fml part here.
shannon2348 14
So what? How does that have any bearing on your relationship?