Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
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Welshite 40
Now he can say with all honesty "like mother like daughter."
homesuckfucker 28
To me, this FML translates to, "Today, I found out I've been having sex with my mom's doctor." The things a gynecologists do with patients are strictly professional. He and your mother are not having sexual relations, OP. You are an adult, (I hope, since you're having sex with a man old enough to carry a medical licence), and I really don't see why this is bothering you. But if the thought does make you uncomfortable, by all means, break off your relationship.
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Comments (90)
WitEluded 13
So how did you meet? On an ultrasound...
LPisLame 16
? yooooo.
wvcheesehead 13
At least. he will not ask where you are from.
docphilsman 15
he knows where you came from
strike2867 13
Just hope he doesn't say, "I can see where your daughter gets all her good looks!"
jetsnation 5
That will be off if you two break up
CSC707 12
He must've been impressed
bdsmslave 18
I think any relationship can be awkward if you know the guy has seen your mother's ******... regardless of what his profession is. He may be used to it, but the setting makes it completely different.
kirbs19 37
Any doctor should be professional! If you guys get married maybe your mom could get a discount!
prettygurl89 16
Umm...awkward
Sheepalicious 20
hey op this means that he can see the person who wrecked his patient's ****** when you came out her baby cannon!! :)
brieee 23
As a mother I love the term "baby cannon" xD
Sheepalicious 20
haha thanks! thats what my brothers called it growing up
kaylabooluvsu 5
thats kinda creepy