Today, I found out that the guy I've been sleeping with is my mom's gynecologist. FML
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Today, I had to go to the hospital. While I was there, my mom started hitting on a doctor. Later I saw them making out in the room next to me. FML
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Welshite 40
Now he can say with all honesty "like mother like daughter."
homesuckfucker 28
To me, this FML translates to, "Today, I found out I've been having sex with my mom's doctor." The things a gynecologists do with patients are strictly professional. He and your mother are not having sexual relations, OP. You are an adult, (I hope, since you're having sex with a man old enough to carry a medical licence), and I really don't see why this is bothering you. But if the thought does make you uncomfortable, by all means, break off your relationship.
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Comments (90)
reallyokok 5
He didn't see the resemblance?
tj4234 36
Well, at least he knows his way around a ******. No? Ok, I'll show myself out.
vikky538 29
totally acceptable situation...
BlondePsycho 43
As long as he doesnt go down on you and say "wow you sure take after your mom."
yerrkiddingme 2
free appointments!!!
tomorrow89 13
I fail to see the problem here.
Matheo_fml 21
I think I saw a film about this once... I'm sure you are in good hands.
Ray_of_midnight 23
Didn't he notice a family resemblance?
Gauzy21 12
At least he didn't leave you and start dating ur mom
rogwest 23
Now he knows what both of you look like inside an out!