Today, I found out that the gentle, adorable oral surgeon who took out my wisdom teeth last year was recently arrested for rape. FML
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Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I went for a checkup after having recently been fitted with dental implants. The oral surgeon I chose was supposedly the best in the area, but it turns out that he inserted the implants at the wrong angle. Now I have to have further surgery to correct it. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I got a root canal. It wouldn't have been that bad if the dentist hadn't performed it on the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
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doughertyz 1
Not quite sure how this affects your current being.....
kaplan_reject 5
Don't be quick to judge. Accusations are often more damaging than the crime.
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Comments (133)
mk58 31
Just the fact that he's gentle and adorable doesn't mean that it makes this surgeon any less or any more of a rapist. In a perfect world, every rapist, murderer and wrongdoer would be ugly as ****, and then we would all know who the criminals were. Wait a second... that doesn't sound like utopia...
whatdouwant1237 0
thats nice.....
Cassandrax731 5
Dude this is creepy, I'm getting mine pulled later this month!
c0c0_fml 16
Go with someone, especially if they put you to sleep you need someone to drive you back home.
Isoldael 27
Or try local anaesthesia instead of a full one :)
hollyann777 0
How is this an FYL. I'm thinking it's an FHL for whoever he did that to.
yellowzinnias 20
Tons or oral surgeons are accused of rape every year. Unfortunately, the most efficient medication for putting patients into a semi-conscious state has the common side affect of giving them extremely realistic sexual dreams. Many of these patients dream about their oral surgeon, as theirs was the last face they saw before entering the state. 9.5 times out of 10, these patients have no physical signs of being raped and many, many oral surgeons now have video in their surgical rooms to prove their innocence.
SpeshulK 0
I get my wisdom teeth pulled in a month.. I'm now living in fear of getting stuck with a 60 year old guy
redhedsaysrawr 18
yeah, same here. although mine actually IS a 60 year old.... eww... not i REALLY dont want to get mine removed... :(
pelletman67 16
So what. Do you feel raped? He took your teeth out and you felt he did a great job.
ididntdoit1980 8
The op has failed to say if the surgeon was arrested for rape at work or in his personal life. The man could be a great surgeon and a "rapist" in his personal time. He might believe in the old saying " Don't shit where you eat. "
nips13 1
Wonder what he did when you were drugged.....
Luca_Brasi_fml 0
Who knows what happened when you were sedated...
babyzann 0
Should be glad he didn't decide to Make you one of his victims....