Today, I found out that the gentle, adorable oral surgeon who took out my wisdom teeth last year was recently arrested for rape. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I went for a checkup after having recently been fitted with dental implants. The oral surgeon I chose was supposedly the best in the area, but it turns out that he inserted the implants at the wrong angle. Now I have to have further surgery to correct it. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I got a root canal. It wouldn't have been that bad if the dentist hadn't performed it on the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
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doughertyz 1
Not quite sure how this affects your current being.....
kaplan_reject 5
Don't be quick to judge. Accusations are often more damaging than the crime.
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Comments (133)
newmandotcom 6
Maybe youre reading into this much. Allegations get dropped all time. Remember Biebers baby mamma drama that suddenly got canned when she realized SHE would go down for statutory rape?
TipOfTheHat 10
Unless you woke up after surgery with your pants down, you were probably okay! If you need re-assurance, just visit his prison and ask him!
ohmandapants 17
Yes because if the surgeon did something to her, he would have left her pants down so that she would have been aware of it.
sofineedsaladder 10
Yes, because she's just going to saunter into jail and ask him if he raped her.
frenchfry564 0
Ummm ok so what the he'll does this have to do with you today??? Idiot
willow_smithO_o 0
Just remember not to open your mouth when he tells u to
Myo_fml 20
At least he wasn't your gynecologist. :3
loserman67 36
I agree with the majority - arrest does not mean guilt. Keep your positive impression of the guy and hope it does not change. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned" Hope it's just someone he broke up with going for some revenge.
stellarwing 7
It's true we don't know the whole situation, but that mindset is the reason so few rapists actually get punished.
rldostie 19
We don't know the full story, true, but it's just as misleading to assume the victim is lying to be vindictive. If you don't want to pass judgement until more information is available, that's more than understandable. But don't pass judgement on the victim either. You're mindset IS why so many rape victims are nervous about stepping forward and reporting it, because while it may fit for those who make false accusations, such a mindset is detrimental to actual victims.
TheDrifter 24
The major difference in rape accusations is the effect on the falsely accused. In most dropped charges there was an actual crime committed, but not by the accused. False rape charges are almost always completely fabricated. A false theft or assault charge is an inconvenience, a false rape charge will permanently ruin many people's lives and careers.
Mackenzie99 6
Well that sounds like great news :S
Okayitwasme 0
Get a new surgeon!
lainzilla 14
"Arrested for" or "convicted of"? Huge, huge difference.
patrickalamo 48
Arrested not convected. There are a lot of crazy chicks out there.