Today, I found out that the gentle, adorable oral surgeon who took out my wisdom teeth last year was recently arrested for rape. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I went for a checkup after having recently been fitted with dental implants. The oral surgeon I chose was supposedly the best in the area, but it turns out that he inserted the implants at the wrong angle. Now I have to have further surgery to correct it. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I got a root canal. It wouldn't have been that bad if the dentist hadn't performed it on the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
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Top comments
doughertyz 1
Not quite sure how this affects your current being.....
kaplan_reject 5
Don't be quick to judge. Accusations are often more damaging than the crime.
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Comments (133)
hannahroth96 0
My middle school Vice Pronciple was arrested for child pornography. He then killed himself in jail. He was always really nice to me....
kinglax 0
That has nothing to do with you, this is ridiculously stupid and out of place
katybug101809 0
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Daydreemdie 0
It's not that bad but I would be scared but I don't really think of that as a FML but it's on here so it must be....
mousse1313 0
As long as he does not put you under your fine
Glidefedt 6
You gotta give to take?
fuckkyeaaaalaura 12
What does this have to do with you?
redhedsaysrawr 18
have you never had your wisdom teeth out? the KNOCK YOU OUT. you DONT REMEMBER ANYTHING. he could have molested her or worse and shed never remember a thing...
Megan98 18
Does that kind of surgery require anesthesia? O.o
slayertack 19
Seinfeld anyone?
paperluminary 1
While I agree about false accusations being awful, rape victims being disbelieved is more common than falsely accused people being convicted of rape. I hope they take their time with the trial and get all the facts straight, whether he's innocent or not. Mine never even went to court.