Today, I found out that the gentle, adorable oral surgeon who took out my wisdom teeth last year was recently arrested for rape. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get my wisdom teeth removed. The surgeon took a better X-ray to see what he was dealing with before he got started. When he came back into the room, he started to laugh and told me it was my lucky day because in the X-rays he found 2 big extra wisdom teeth. FML
Today, I met my new dentist. His teeth are worse than mine. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth taken out. I vaguely remember telling the doctor that I'm a virgin. Several times. FML
Today, I went for a checkup after having recently been fitted with dental implants. The oral surgeon I chose was supposedly the best in the area, but it turns out that he inserted the implants at the wrong angle. Now I have to have further surgery to correct it. FML
Today, I had my wisdom teeth pulled. The local anesthesia worked on three of the four teeth. I found out about the last tooth when the dentist was mid-yank. FML
Today, I got a root canal. It wouldn't have been that bad if the dentist hadn't performed it on the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
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doughertyz 1
Not quite sure how this affects your current being.....
kaplan_reject 5
Don't be quick to judge. Accusations are often more damaging than the crime.
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Comments (133)
bubo_fml 11
Just how did he knock your back teeth out?!
dansco 25
Unless he pulls his dick and shoves it in your gob, you're oh! Lol
melissaax13 0
Why is this an FML for you?
loggizzle 0
104 suck my dick or get back to the kitchen , yeah?
druv 2
I've heard of these kinda guys, they put u under anesthesia n then......
conniejoy529 10
she didn't mention that the rape he is accused of had anything to do with his dental practice, only that he was arrested for rape. All of you people saying not to judge should realize it goes both ways. If you should not assume guilt, then in the same sense you should not assume innocence. I don't mean this in the context of the law, where everyone is supposedly innocent until proven guilty. I mean this in the way we look at someone and make judgements, no matter how well you think you know someone, you never truly know everything. No one can get inside someones head and know for sure what that person is thinking. In a lot of cases when it is one persons word against the other, we can all choose a side but for the most part no one but those two people know exactly what happened. As for innocent until proven guilty, i don't think that really works most of the time anyway. Proven guilty is tough, who knows what really constitutes proof. How many cases have you had supposed eye witnesses recant, or even in your own life how many times have you thought you saw something only to realize later that what you thought you saw in not actually what you did see. When you have a verdict handed down, it is guilty or not guilty, rather than guilty or innocent. being acquitted or having charges dropped doesn't necessarily mean you didn't commit the crime, in a lot of cases it just means there is not enough evidence to get a conviction. And on the other side, there are a lot of people that have been convicted based on little to no evidence, let alone proof.
hannahroth96 0
tl;dr
jeff1900 0
JESUS
peytonnicole 0
My kindergarten music teacher in his mid 30s was arressted for sexual harrassment with a 13 year old
fcryingoutloud 9
For now, there is really no telling F whose life we're talking here. False rape accusations are endemic these days. If they had FMyLife in 1511, someone would certainly post that a woman they used to interact with on a daily basis was arrested for witchcraft. Feeling horrified in retrospect, and serenely assuming you can't just randomly get accused of something like witchcraft.
slimjim8094 12
Isn't it obvious? It's much harder to completely ruin someone's life with a physical assault accusation. Just ask the Duke lacrosse boys how fast a rape accusation will **** you over. And that case was famous - just think of the many more that aren't, and so there's much less scrutiny.