Today, I found out that someone had peed into the bottle of Febreze that we keep in the dorm bathroom. I found this out when I sprayed it onto my coat to get rid of a weird smell. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I cleaned my entire house. Ready for a fresh finishing touch in the bedroom, I grabbed the Febreze and lightly sprayed over my clean bedding, carpeting, and clothing. Then a pungent odor hit me. It seems someone forgot to label the bottle when they filled it with vinegar instead. FML
Today, I finally found out what the weird sour smell that's been in my dorm room for a while is. My roommate's sweat. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird smell in my apartment. I checked everywhere but couldn’t find the source. After a while, I discovered the smell was coming from the pile of laundry I'd left in the corner, laundry that I thought was clean. It was the gym clothes I'd thrown in there three weeks ago. FML
Today, I actually used Febreze as a substitute for deodorant. FML
Today, I found a mysterious container in the back of my fridge. I opened it to try and figure out what it was. I still don't know what it was, but now my entire flat smells like it. FML
Today, I arrived at work early. I noticed the plants on the side of my classroom could use some water so I went out to do so. On the way, I found a beer can. Not wanting the kids to see it, I picked it up but some spilled on my dress. I quickly noticed a familiar smell. No, not beer. Urine. FML
Today, I was in a rush to get my lunch for work. I quickly opened my fridge to grab it, and accidentally knocked over a beer, spilling a little on my pants. I told myself I'd spray them in the car. I forgot, and when I got into work, someone sat down and commented that they smelled beer. The person was a student. FML
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
Today, I used the community vacuum to clean my dorm. When spots started appearing on the floor, I assumed it was leaking water. By the time I finished there were tons of wet spots on the floor. Later I found out that someone had just used that very vacuum to suck up vomit. FML
Today, while checking the men's bathroom at work, I noticed one of the air fresheners had fallen from the top of the paper towel holder into the garbage. It wasn't until I picked it up and examined it that I realized I was actually holding used urinal fresheners. FML
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BVBarmy_girl 22
Now introducing: "Peebreze"
cyttex 13
Oh the joys of college.
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Croooow 11
Break out the Febreeze again! I see no way this can go wrong.
Caelophile 8
So does it smell better or worse now?
yellowaholic 25
The first time I read this I thought you said that you sprayed your cat and I was like dear God, good luck washing that, but then when I read it again I see you said coat so hopefully you can just wash it and get the smell right out.
FaygoAndMiracles 18
Unless it was the kind of Febreeze I think they recently came out with where it gets rid of odors, but doesn't actually create a fragrance, YDI. People have fragrance sensitivities, you know.
rockhead1270 5
How does a girl aim to pee in that bottle hole? Hmmm
amisenho 11
Febreze's new "Natural Scents" line of deodorizers is really getting out of hand. I'd imagine that dogs and cats could appreciate that bottle of spray, OP; at least now, they'll stop peeing on everything you own. I'll take the bacon-scented spray, please (it's real, my friends).
Muttley9 13
Time to prank up the miscreant <if discovered> creatively... or just buy your own Fabreze :)
thesubbybubbies 9
This must have pissed you off
XxLogikxX 7
i bet you're pretty pissed off
CrazyManNo9 29
It smelled like pee, right?