Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML
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Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
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auburnvans 0
Which movie?
r00b 0
Actually Dave, they used the word 'nauseous' correctly. You're the one who got them the wrong way round. Well done.
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Comments (89)
caro1658 0
how the hell did you vomit on a 3D movie? why
metawarr556 3
I agree that that sucks. He had no right to punch you. Then again, if he was sitting there first, and there were other open seats, there was probably no reason for you to sit where you might hit him. And also, you feel nauseated. If you were nauseous, you would make others feel sick.
perdix 31
Did his fist look 4D coming at your face? I suggest that you go see "The Blair Witch Project" with crippled children and bring your own mop.
firecopy 6
ask the movie theather for a free pair of tickets. if that does not work sue the guy for assault. (yay the during monster!!!)
containsnosoy 0
LOL, "I threw up on some guy and he punched me, any way I can get free movie tickets for that?"
Wooddaver 0
if you've seen Dances with Wolves or Pochahontas, you've seen the end of Avatar. and by that I mean all the natives die in a fiery nuclear holocaust.
MadeOfAwesome 1
If you ever feel like you have to puke, get the **** out of there as fast as possible. People will be grateful.
lageniale 0
I feel your pain. I threw up in Coraline 3D. :(
WONDERWB 2
And you cam have him arrested for assault.
sexypancake 0
Today, I was trying to enjoy Avatar in 3-D with my girlfriend. Then some douchebag threw up on us. FML
Houndourpup 0
I'm pretty sure he can't do that. Charge the guy for assult