Today, I found out that sitting in the third row at a 3D movie makes me vomit. Today I also found out that the big burly dude in front of me does not appreciate being vomited on. Now I feel nauseous and have a black eye. Not to mention I missed the last part of the movie. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend to a scary movie, hoping I could comfort her at a scary part. Instead when a scary part came on, she reacted by throwing up all over my lap and the person in front of us. FML
Today, I saw Avatar in iMax 3D. Towards the end of the movie I jump, yelled, and spilled my drink all over the people in front of me because I thought a burning piece of ash landed on my leg. FML
Today, I was having a rough day, so I decided to go to the movies to unwind. 15 minutes in, some assmunch behind me said "This movie sucks!" then dumped his drink over my head and ran out. FML
Today, I went to see Jackass 3 in 3D. While the previews were playing, some guy sitting next to me leaned over and began telling me what happens in every scene, completely ruining the movie for me. He tried to get my number afterwards. FML
Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML
Today, I went to a movie with this guy. He was late so the only seats available were the ones in the very front which he refused to sit in. As we were looking for two seats, he spotted one near the back and sat down, leaving me to sit by myself in the front. FML
Today, I was late to a sold out movie in the theater, so I had to shuffle in during the previews in the dark. I sat down in what I thought was the last vacant seat, but I'd really just sat in a small woman's lap. She was not happy. FML
Today, I was at a movie theater. I heard some obnoxious people talking in front of me. After about 5 minutes, I began throwing popcorn at a group of suspected people. As I was escorted out, I realized that the obnoxious people were in the background of the movie. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my boyfriend. The movie was in 3D, and he couldn't help but notice it would be much cooler if you could feel what the characters did. He spent the next two hours slapping me every time the person in the movie did, claiming the movie would be "better". FML
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auburnvans 0
Which movie?
r00b 0
Actually Dave, they used the word 'nauseous' correctly. You're the one who got them the wrong way round. Well done.
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Comments (89)
x805xUnknown 6
Well, maybe it was a bad ending anyway?! Idk..
lickmyjock 0
once again, couldn't u feel like u were getting sick? about to throw up?
harmony88 0
I always think this..... I don't know what projectile vomiting is because I've never experienced it myself... if I feel sick I head outside or to a bathroom (whichever is closer), and even then it's not messy... I must be lucky. ...but even so you would think one would at least have enough control to not puke all over someone else. Another thought.... if you're prone to motion sickness, there is usually a non-3D, non-IMAX option available to watch or take some medicine.
DynamicDave 11
YDI for not knowing the difference between "nauseous" and "nauseated." "Nauseated" = experiencing nausea. "Nauseous" = causing nausea. Although I guess both could apply here lol.
rossea 21
OP is right. If he/she wasnt then I'm sure FML staff would have corrected it by now.
r00b 0
Actually Dave, they used the word 'nauseous' correctly. You're the one who got them the wrong way round. Well done.
urcadox_fml 6
You're the most wrong here. What DynamicDave said used to be right but it's now correct to use nauseous when you mean "being sick" when you can guess by context what's the meaning here. Source : http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-nau1.htm (I'm french, btw ....)
jerkjerk 0
I think I will be a purist, and continue to use "nauseous" and "nauseated" with their original meanings, as according to the AP Stylebook. That article, however, is interesting, but cannot undo the love I have for classic English and its technicalities. Additionally, r00b is too dumb to live. Well done.
bloodhoundbambam 0
Well there's always the non-3D version…
Andyangels27 0
well the alien blue people beat the empirial more advanced American army using determination smarts and the power of love and righteousness
omgitsdomonique 0
win. lol
Person1233 13
Only in movies... lol.
xXDeadPoolXx 0
ha that's bullshit
captaintaco 0
people don't just get away with turning around and punching people in the face in a movie theater. YDI for making this up. If you didn't make it up that sucks but you probably should have reported that instead of thinking it would make a good fml. oh... and avatar ftw.
boatkicker 5
I got hit in a movie once, and the person got away with it..... except the person who hit me was 12. Apparently 12 year olds are allowed to hit you if you tell them to shut up so you can hear the movie. THey are also allowed to throw things at you, and kick your seat.
ctgirl12345 0
#1 why so you think that's made up. it is reasonable. but sooo whatvfor missing the end of the movie. that's not that big of a deal! hope you feel better!
Darrian 2
Assuming this is real, you're a ******* moron. It's not that goddamned hard to throw up on the floor. In fact you probably would have had to aim at him. YDI.
050294 0
No, YOU'RE the retard. Haven't you ever heard of projectile vomiting? You basicly SHOOT puke out.
nicktheninja222 0
Very true. One time I had a stomacheache, so my dad gave me some Maalox that just happened to be expired. I didn't even know I was going to puke. Thank God I was already in the bathroom, but jeez, you should have seen the puke splatter when it hit the closed toilet seat.
tymarie2012 31
maybe the op did try to vomit on the floor but as his head went down some got on the dude in front.
FPsLife 5
Not saying you or the burly guy did this, but this is why I hate it when people will sit right near you when there are other more open seats around.