Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML
Today, my son told me he liked a girl, so I asked if they were friends. He said no, he's never spoken to her, but he watches her in class and follows her around. When I told him that was fucking creepy, my wife yelled at me. My kid is a stalker and my wife thinks it's cute. God help me. FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML
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Sam_d07 10
Well he found his star I'll give him that
PattonGilette2 18
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Comments (96)
JMichael 26
He went for the stars and got the moon.
sjbartholome 14
Maybe he was also studying the effects of gravity. You know he points his telescope up at the stars and gravity gradually lowers it and it just so happen to land in a direction that points at the girl's window. Yeah Science!!! ... bitch.
frizz101 22
If a telescope moves because of gravity, then it's a pretty shitty telescope.
lifesuxdwi 6
Breed them right, start them young. Sounds like you have a good little boy!
StompinOnCrayons 15
Your icon matches the comment perfectly.
eRapper69 10
At least he's not staring at boys.
cookie1207 19
Lol
sweetestbitcheva 14
Take the telescope away before something bad happens.
graceinsheepwear 34
something bad did happen
tigerisabelle 31
I really, really wanna know how you found this out.
buckdharma 38
Now you know why he was very interested, then not so interested, very interested, not so interested.
cathrope 10
And your surprised about this? I guess this depends on how old your son is.
middlenamefrank 8
The saddest part about this FML is that he was able to convince his dad that he was going to stargaze from inside the house. Sorry, but....YDI.