By Festivaler - 13/07/2013 07:14 - United Kingdom - Edinburgh

Today, I was at a music festival, and my mum had told me not to to drink. Someone threw a cup of beer at me, and I was worried about smelling of alcohol. It's okay though, because a second cup of urine took the alcohol smell right away. FML
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Well, at least you won't have the smell of beer anymore. The cup of urine would be better to explain to your mom.

Sounds like urine a pissy situation

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Well, at least you won't have the smell of beer anymore. The cup of urine would be better to explain to your mom.

tsent8 15

Well, you see mom. I drank so much that I lost control of my bladder.

Who would believe their child if they said that they got beer all over themselves and that's why they smell like it?I know my parents wouldn't.

Throwing urine on yourself, while creative, is disgusting OP ;)

Yes, because getting a cup of piss lobbed at you is always voluntary.

That's just what I was thinking

monnanon 13

more likely to be knocked out by a full can there. plus thats today it would be a really quick post and moderation. my guess would be glasto, download or rockness. most probably glasto.

O2 Wireless?

I was thinking yahoo wireless

The_Water_Ninja 9

OP, I'm sure ish you explained the situation, your mother might empathize with you

I call that scent - Canal #5.

tsent8 15

Eua de toilet

I suppose you'd smell so drunk that you soiled yourself...

Hope this didn't happen in the beginning of the festival!

Sounds like urine a pissy situation

Someone pissed you off, huh

My dad always said it was better to be pissed off than pissed on but I guess both happened to op.

jw90 18

Febreze will cover that up for ya.

Of course, because it's not at all suspicious to smell of overpowering Febreze.

shadowfighter10 9

Waiting for the 3rd cup? The third times the charm!

peachesncreem 21

Hopefully it's a cup of Febreze lol

I'd be more interested as to why someone is drinking a cup of Febreze.