Today, I found out that my son set up a telescope in the attic not so he could study astronomy like he told me, but so he could spy on the girl across the street. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I noticed that my neighbor's house has a clear view of my daughter's bathroom. There is a telescope in his window. FML
Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML
Today, my son told me he liked a girl, so I asked if they were friends. He said no, he's never spoken to her, but he watches her in class and follows her around. When I told him that was fucking creepy, my wife yelled at me. My kid is a stalker and my wife thinks it's cute. God help me. FML
Today, I found out that my son is not really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have girls in his bedroom. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I found out my son has been sneaking out of his room at night to see his girlfriend. He's a fully-grown 23-year-old man with a job and his own car. He doesn't need to sneak out. What an idiot. FML
Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML
Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML
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Sam_d07 10
Well he found his star I'll give him that
PattonGilette2 18
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Comments (96)
sdroze1389 31
you can't genuinely be surprised right? young males means one track minds, and that track has nothing to do with stars lol
jddrinker 6
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Tell him good job
Wizardo 34
Hehehehe Monica... but seriously take the telescope away before he hurts himself.
winterkills 7
idk why this is downvoted. quality reference.
arandomusernameaa 20
"before he hurts himself" like fapping too much and making a nice hand sculpture in his penis?
Voij 16
You should probably stop this immediately, just to make sure that he doesn't get accustomed to violating the privacy of others. You could also tell him that it's for his own benefit, since society[read: everyone at school] would look at him with utter disgust should this behaviour become known to others.
jorgsan 10
That's not very nice. Take it from him!
tranced_ 45
it's legit though..
joshvip 8
Your neighbors are Russian spies. Your son was tasked with keeping an eye on them in the fight against communism!
Enslaved 38
Looking for Uranus? You thought astronomy when it was really anatomy. Full moon ahead!
fakefairytale 8
It will be fine, just watch disturbia.
Black_Knight80 13
Wonder what dad would have said?