By Anonymous - 13/03/2012 12:51 - Netherlands

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Today, I found out that my resume contained the word "masturbation" in the skills section, courtesy of a practical joke by my best friend. I have been using this CV unsuccessfully for over two months. FML
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LulusLemon 8

YDI for not proof reading.

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Demille 0

You should draw a big dick on his forehead

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BobbieH 19

YDI, you should proof you resume and write individual cover letters for each job you apply for. If it was important to you, you should put in the effort and attention to detail.

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FMLsOhilarious 6

So who are you blaming, your best friend? Because it seems like it's your fault to me. You should be responsible for checking your own resume. YDI.

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davymac718 4

I'm sure that "masturbation" was replaced over " excellent proof reader"

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agreedtodisagree 4

Totally off-topic here, but I really like Justin Bieber.

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desireev 17

Yeah, nothing says 'Good one, Buddy!' like sleeping around with your best-friends' girl!

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Senseless_487 29

When did that become awesome? The only time a guy should watch that is if he has a six year old daughter who watches it.

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groupleader 7

So it's a lie? No wonder you haven't been hired.

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BaconBoy75 2

While I know this must be frustrating, it is nonetheless pretty funny. I can only imagine the looks on HRs' faces when they read that. But good luck on finding a new job.

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