Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
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College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
Deliverance
Today, while at my family reunion, I learned my grandparents were first cousins. No wonder we're all crazy hillbillies. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
And I oop
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Close
Today, I found out through 23andMe that my ex-husband and father of my children is my 5th cousin. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Impossible relationship
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
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redbluegreen 41
This happens more often then you'd think. But still, FYL.
nik06 0
My parents are first cousins too, lol, I turned out fine. Just don't go off with your first cousin, there will probably be some trouble there :P
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icertainlysuck 0
what happens in canada STAYS IN CANADA!
xrideacowboyx00 0
oohhh fyl definitely. but look on the bright side. my friend's father divorced my friend's mother just so the father could marry his own first cousin. that's almost worst. leaving someone else for a member of your close family. just ewww though. people are all messed up in the heads. and all you people that think it is ok, you all are nuts.
mystomachurts 3
how do you not realize until now that your mom has a parent who is a brother or sister to your dad's parent? I probably would've figured that out by at least 10.. at mossst 12.
sublime93 0
I guess i'll be the one to say it, #45 LMFAOOO. That is the best comment in the history of comments. Thank you for that.
Twinfools2431 0
Haha thts gross
hihihi002 0
you realise that this whole "genetic mutation" doesn't really exist. people who procreate with each other in the same gene pool WILL NOT have children with six toes and twelve eyes, the only reason this is looked down upon is because 1. any genetic disease or health problem is more likely to occur if the family has it ie: cancer or diabetes and 2. it's a MAJOR TABOO.
sinead332 6
the genetic disease aspect is the whole reason why it's disgusting tho. People know incest can increase the risk of health problems yet they still have kids
hihihi002 0
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rofloldude 0
@#34 someway back up... I srsly doubt you're actually religious if you go around calling people "Liberal morons" and that IS incest... Whether or not you THINK it is or not is not the issue, because you're wrong. First cousins marrying and having sex... that's incest, get it right... As the for the actual post... wow, sucks to be you. Get tested for genetic disabilities etc :P
silverfang7 0
isn't that illegal? I know marrying your second cousin isn't illegal but I'm pretty sure marrying your first cousin is.
GrkGrl 0
this one has been done.
Redneck325Ci 0
It isn't. http://www.cousincouples.com/?page=facts
lexiBRo 0
in some places, yes it is illegal