jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Deliverance
Today, while at my family reunion, I learned my grandparents were first cousins. No wonder we're all crazy hillbillies. FML
Anonymous
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
easygoing765
And I oop
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
jerry Jerry Jerry
All in the family
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Brandi
Close
Today, I found out through 23andMe that my ex-husband and father of my children is my 5th cousin. FML
ThatOneGuy
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
charlieg9
East Meadow, United States
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Anonymous
Impossible relationship
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Oriianna Raiinbow
United States
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
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redbluegreen 41
This happens more often then you'd think. But still, FYL.
nik06 0
My parents are first cousins too, lol, I turned out fine. Just don't go off with your first cousin, there will probably be some trouble there :P
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Comments (415)
Carosello 0
yeaaaaah this definitely sucks...not
xxXChiiXxx 2
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woah_dang_baby_fml 0
Lmao. ew, that's gross.
live_and_learn 0
You don't exist. See? I can say that, but it doesn't make it true.
cefarix 5
There is nothing wrong with marrying a cousin. It does become a problem if you do it repeatedly over many generations, but this can be a problem with 2nd cousins or more distantly related relatives as well, if you repeat it over and over in many generations after the other. But other than that, there really isn't much of a risk - you can have a higher risk of genetically deformed children with a particular stranger. And in many places around the world people do marry cousins. I'm engaged to my cousin too.
pistolwhip91 0
if you're engaged to a family member, there is smething wrong. They are from the same flesh and blood. Too close. I mean, in a way, we're all related but at least with someone who's not family, the blood is so distant, the babies won't be deformed. Oh, so it's ok for you to marry your cousin, then your brother to marry his sister, so that all of your kids have the same DNA and they won't be cousins anymore, they would all technically be siblings. Then it's ok for them to marry each other? When will it stop!?
killinmesmalls 0
Good thing you're in Canada cuz that's definitely illegal in the US! Maybe they ran away together to Canada?
solocredere12 4
Oh, totally FYL.
RESTAREA 0
And you telling us that you want to **** your cousins and using the term "make babies" makes us all that much more likely to believe anything you have to say. You sound like such an expert, dumbass.
shamille 5
lol i'm pretty sure if he were retarded, he wouldn't be posting here.