jellybean_94
Canada
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Collection
College Life
Packed lecture halls, a sketchy roommate and frat parties: welcome to college, the real thing.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Deliverance
Today, while at my family reunion, I learned my grandparents were first cousins. No wonder we're all crazy hillbillies. FML
Anonymous
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
easygoing765
And I oop
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
Anonymous
United States
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
jerry Jerry Jerry
All in the family
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Brandi
Close
Today, I found out through 23andMe that my ex-husband and father of my children is my 5th cousin. FML
ThatOneGuy
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
charlieg9
East Meadow, United States
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Anonymous
Impossible relationship
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Oriianna Raiinbow
United States
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
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redbluegreen 41
This happens more often then you'd think. But still, FYL.
nik06 0
My parents are first cousins too, lol, I turned out fine. Just don't go off with your first cousin, there will probably be some trouble there :P
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justtora 0
see where it says Canada (Ontario) under the post ... ? clearly that isn't Utah, look at the ******* post dumbshit.
madamegabby 1
as someone who has had this kinda crazy shit in my own family i totally understand , it feels wrong but also its ur parents and u love them so ur really confused and dont know what to think. i agree with who ever said whats done is done. there is nothin u can do about. i also agree with who eversaid if people love each other let them be together. 2 people that truly love each other is really hard to find so u have to cherish it.
tangerine_12 0
who the **** cares what it says in the bible about marrying people of not yur blood...its just gross and wrong to marry someone, even a cousin, thats in yur family, cuz there still in yur family. ewwe. gross. disgusting. wrong.
dan148 0
Haha
KayneArgand 0
Good sir, have you ever thought about what happened in the Middle Ages? It's been stated here before. Nobility would often marry of their own blood to keep the heirs to the throne same. This was referenced in The Once and Future King by T.H. White, where King Arthur married his cousin, and it can even be traced down to the Kings of England. Save for, of course, Henry VIII, this is true of most of these kings. Some families even practice this because of these traditions of old being passed down. There have been unreported, but still existent, cases around the world of parents marrying their own children. Maybe you think it's gross, but if you look deep enough in your family tree, you'll see at least one pair of blood relatives married to each other. Gross right?
stryder 1
k 1. INCEST 2. no one knows for sure if God is real. and also, do you ever really think about this old WHITE man in the clouds with a huge beard? if you do, you are ridiculous and ignorant. Do I believe in God? - If I did, would it change anything? A belief is just that. A Belief. Not a fact. A belief. Beliefs are wonderful to have.. but I like fact.. and I don't know of any facts that support that belief, but yes, I do BELIEVE in God. Do I KNOW God is real? No, and neither does anyone.
kewlfox 0
At # 52, It still exists in real life even though it was shown is south park...
xtatik 0
hey im sorry but you speak for yourself ay.....seriously how can you say NO ONE knows God is real??
fudrick 0
@#239 Because it's true. Nobody knows whether or not (a) god(s) exist(s).
xtatik 0
#232 and #244 how can you say that???? seriously, both of you really dont speak for all of humanity..... and if God does not exist then life has no purpose but to exist and then cease to exist......think about it...
KayneArgand 0
We do not speak for all of humanity, but we do speak the unproven truth. Until someone can prove that there is such this as (a) God(s) with tangible, (READ)NON-Biblical evidence, the 'fact,' shall we say, that there is no higher being remains... 'Fact.' Also, explain to me how in the world Moses split a dang river wide open. Not possible.
xtatik 0
no sorry...you are not speaking for fact or belief, your speaking for yourself and expressing your own factual backed opinion wich is absolutely fine...just like the "God is not awesome books", which all prove God is not real, have there own opinions and factual information...if u need something tangible and something that stimulates your 5 senses before you believe it then go for it..... but there are people who have steped out in faith, believed the invisble and in doing so have experienced something that they will never forget......
EveryDayJackAss 0
at least they werent brother and sister.....then THAT would be a FML
rmujerita 0
seriously... denying God is the only unforgivable sin
LukeDog 0
you're result of incest!!
andlifesuxagain 0
Incest = slow people, hence didnt figure it out right away.