Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Deliverance
Today, while at my family reunion, I learned my grandparents were first cousins. No wonder we're all crazy hillbillies. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out my boyfriend of a year is actually my cousin. Thanks, Mom. FML
And I oop
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
Diaspora
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
All in the family
Today, I found out the truth about my parents’ divorce and why our family is so distant. Turns out my dad had an affair with not one, but two of my mom’s sisters. And that my youngest cousin is also my half-sister. FML
Close
Today, I found out through 23andMe that my ex-husband and father of my children is my 5th cousin. FML
Today I went on a date with my long time crush only to find out that we are distant cousins. FML
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Impossible relationship
Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML
Today, talking to my boyfriend about each others families, we noticed we both had an aunt with the same name. After a while of trying to figure things out, we decide to call her. Turns out that we are long distance cousins. FML
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redbluegreen 41
This happens more often then you'd think. But still, FYL.
nik06 0
My parents are first cousins too, lol, I turned out fine. Just don't go off with your first cousin, there will probably be some trouble there :P
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st87 0
is the op a wog?
oathkeeper75 0
Ok well you're fine which means it isn't a big deal the same thing for me except it's my step dad
novellover63 0
You know, some of these replies just make me sad. Some of you cling onto the findings of evidence over 100, 000, 000, 000 years old, and yet you insult the bible for being only about 2000 years old. No. The bible is not 100% accurate, but sadly, it is the most accurate document of the past that mankind posseses. To any of you who still subscribe to the "Flying Spaghetti monster" theory. Don't worry. God will still love you even if it takes you until the end of the earth to aknowledge his existence. That wasn't an insult either. I am merely stating the truth. Which I could technically go on about, but I'll spare you. Btw OP: It's okay. Don't feel too bad. You've lasted this long and done okay. :)
xHaniffax 0
A lot of genetic problems happen between brother and sister not necessarily cousins but it does happen. cousins are not technically incest but I suppose if you're close to your cousins then it feels like incest and also it depends on your parents' parents and grandparents to determine how "diverse" your gene pool is. the more diverse the less chance you are to have a genetice disability and vise versa.
hat_fml 0
that's not really FML. there were many ppl in my high school who were of pakistani descent whose parents are first cousins.
KayneArgand 0
Really then? Well, thank you for the constructive criticism. I'll be sure to put that in my notes.
madZONE_fml 0
1. ew. that's kinda weird 2. #34 is a bible thumper. i'm a Christian and i have only been to church about 3-5 times in my life. and why bring religion into this? if the op thinks its weird and a little creepy then fine. nobody cares if god is ok with it!! this isnt even a religious site, its just to show how f*cked up someones life is, even if they deserved it or not. i think it's disturbing, and other people don't. it's called and opinion. i cant see why ppl still can get passed that different people will always think differently whether you like it or not.
madZONE_fml 0
also, #212, longest comment EVER.
KayneArgand 0
I tend to make long comments on touchy subjects. Sorry bout that.
chexmixbmx 0
they probably live in utah. lol