Today, I found out that my husband and my cat have something in common; they both like to lick themselves. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I caught my husband and the cat licking the butter together. FML
Today, I discovered my cat frequently licks my toothbrush. FML
Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband eating cat food out of the cat bowl dressed in a cat costume. FML
Today, I got home and found my wife cuddling with the dog and our new kitten. Both the cat and my wife hissed at me when I tried to join in. FML
Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML
Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML
Today, I woke up to my cat licking my face. Cute, right? Turns out, she was licking the crumbs off my cheek from last night's pizza party. FML
Today, I was relaxing on the sofa with the cat purring on my lap. My husband blasted an air horn. I'm now covered in cat scratches and piss, from both myself and the cat. I'm going to skin him. FML
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Top comments
nnnnada 6
Lick him more often yourself. Problem solved.
darwinism 30
If your husband can lick himself where the cat can, that is a talent! There are not many things that a good licking can' fix.
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Comments (114)
rammy125 4
Come on... Every guy here has thought about it. I mean if you could I bet you would at least try it. If you disagree then you are full of shit
jaqueyvonne 8
Your husband must be very close to the cat dynasty.
Mademoiselle_fml 34
I hope you're talking about him licking a minor scrape or something, cause if you're not...
G3K0 7
Looool
fighterofwar 5
Does he lick you? That stuff can be kinky.....
Rocky007 15
Is your husband from Nantucket?
UnluckyJoe15 5
i think the questions we're all wanting answered are; HOW does he lick himself, and can i learn?
highfived 1
Wow.
newbiehere99 6
As long as he doesn't sniff his own poop you should be fine ...
dmassey53 4
At least he doesn't crap in the floor and whine at the back door wanting out