Intimacy: Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/06/2015 14:26 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML

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By shandrith - 03/07/2009 14:16 - United States

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

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Mixing it up

By Kayleigh - 16/03/2021 21:59 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML

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Coming out

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 22:00

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me with men, and gets turned on by the sound of men moaning and having sex. I've been his girlfriend for 7 years. I've just been his cover up this whole time. FML

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Ally

By Anonyme - 13/11/2008 02:46 - France

Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML

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That's kinda handy!

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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Big Little Lies

By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML

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Gratitude

By Anonymous - 28/03/2021 15:30 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend of four years, whom I have stuck by through every hardship, including his ongoing battle with military PTSD, is cheating on me. FML

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By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

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The Phoebe Technique

By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 02:01

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend of five years has been cheating on me with other women from all the hickeys and scratch marks he has. But to top it off, he's slowly been moving out for months. FML

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Soul searching

By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 13:59 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend of 2 years came out as gay. I guess I know now why sex was infrequent and made me feel like he wasn't attracted to me. FML

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Top comments

BananaCoconutty 26

Sunday 14 June 2015 0:07

Oh, you thought he was straight? Well so is spaghetti until it get hot and wet. Haha, I'm an unoriginal twat waffle, but eh.

ash268 18

Sunday 14 June 2015 0:04

Sounds about right.

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rllyfrickenbored 17

Sunday 14 June 2015 23:23

so? gay us okay.

limabeans101029 20

Sunday 14 June 2015 23:30

...So he was cheating on her. Which is pretty horrible.

deviousangel89 13

Monday 15 June 2015 0:30

What a hypocrite! That's just wrong on so many levels!

brittanybenton 10

Monday 15 June 2015 1:44

Well, he did what you said and got over it!

xygen 19

Monday 15 June 2015 2:34

This is literally the best plot twist ever!

xnemesis1981 15

Monday 15 June 2015 3:06

Guess he was serious about getting some guys banged up...

earthlyscum 19

Monday 15 June 2015 5:01

Mind ******

otaku667 3

Monday 15 June 2015 5:14

Well it's mainly the ones that are homophobic to be the ones that are gay

hardy24 9

Monday 15 June 2015 6:44

I don't think M. Night Shyamalan could've seen that twist coming

spookyboy 20

Monday 15 June 2015 7:34

Guess he got over that fear

Cebolamole 13

Monday 15 June 2015 11:47

Well, homophobia is underlying "homophilia", right? Sorry that he cheated on you, at least you know that "it was him, not you"...

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