Intimacy: Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/06/2015 14:26 - United States - San Francisco

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Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML

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Same thing different taste

By shandrith - 03/07/2009 14:16 - United States

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

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Mixing it up

By Kayleigh - 16/03/2021 21:59 - United Kingdom

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Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his dad's ex-girlfriend. FML

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Coming out

By Anonymous - 22/06/2023 22:00

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me with men, and gets turned on by the sound of men moaning and having sex. I've been his girlfriend for 7 years. I've just been his cover up this whole time. FML

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Ally

By Anonyme - 13/11/2008 02:46 - France

Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML

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That's kinda handy!

By Anonymous - 25/10/2019 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML

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Big Little Lies

By Anonymous - 16/09/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML

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Gratitude

By Anonymous - 28/03/2021 15:30 - United States

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Today, I found out my boyfriend of four years, whom I have stuck by through every hardship, including his ongoing battle with military PTSD, is cheating on me. FML

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By Sara246 - 19/08/2010 23:11 - Canada

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me. When I confronted him about it, he asked which girl I'd found out about. FML

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The Phoebe Technique

By Anonymous - 28/02/2021 02:01

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Today, I found out that my boyfriend of five years has been cheating on me with other women from all the hickeys and scratch marks he has. But to top it off, he's slowly been moving out for months. FML

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Soul searching

By Anonymous - 26/07/2021 13:59 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend of 2 years came out as gay. I guess I know now why sex was infrequent and made me feel like he wasn't attracted to me. FML

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BananaCoconutty 26

Sunday 14 June 2015 0:07

Oh, you thought he was straight? Well so is spaghetti until it get hot and wet. Haha, I'm an unoriginal twat waffle, but eh.

ash268 18

Sunday 14 June 2015 0:04

Sounds about right.

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HereToRuinFun 16

Saturday 14 May 2016 20:26

Internalised homophobia ¯_(ツ)_/¯

storethis 17

Friday 10 June 2016 4:41

It's always the homophobes :P

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Today, I got home from working overnight and let the 2 dogs out of their crates. The oldest one (almost 9 years-old) was acting weird. He was shaking and couldn't stand up, let alone sit. I thought something was incredibly wrong. Nope, he just had gotten hold of 10 of my "treats" when my SO wasn't looking. Dude was high all day. FML

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Today, after me and my boyfriend had pretty much amazing sex, he took off the condom and started swinging it back and forth, all while making the sounds of a clock and saying, "You are getting sleepy." FML

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Today, I found out that I will not be allowed to scout out some public land for deer hunting this weekend. It's my only free weekend, and it's a 6 hour drive one way. I guess hunting is going to be an expensive gamble this year. FML

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Today, I unclogged a toilet. With my hand. For the second time this week. FML

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Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML

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