Today, I found out that my "friends" only invite me to their parties when they need a designated driver. Apparently I'm "not fun" because I don't drink, which "ruins the party". FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, all my friends had a huge party and 'forgot' to invite me. They only remembered about me at 2 am when they called asking for rides home because they were all too drunk to drive. FML
Today, I'm the designated driver for a Christmas party I wasn't even invited to. Not only do I get to watch people have a good time, but I'm also supposed to not get involved in the party. FML
Today, my parents yelled at me for coming home drunk from a party last night. They said I couldn't hang out with my best friend anymore as he's a "bad influence". He was the only one sober in our group and drove me home safely. FML
Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML
Today, I found out my best friend had 3 birthday parties for herself over the weekend. I wasn't invited to any of them. When I asked her why, she said I "didn't fit in" to any of the groups that were at the parties. All my other friends were invited. FML
Today, I found out my "best friends" have gone on a crazy weekend and they didn't invite me. FML
Today, I found out that when my friends say they're too busy to hang out with me, what they really mean is that they're going to have an awesome pool party, and don't want me to come. The Instagram stories say it all. FML
Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on Facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
Today, I was invited to a party. Since I rarely get invited to any, I was super pumped. Both my parents work late, so I texted a couple of people to see if I could catch a ride. It turned out everyone's cars were full. I ended up missing one of the only parties I've ever been invited to. FML
Today, I was told I'm not invited to my best friend's birthday party. Apparently, being divorced and childless doesn't "mesh" well with the rest of the group. My parents are still watching her kids so she can go away for the weekend. FML
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Top comments
WinterChild 20
Clearly they don't know how to party if they remember one person wasn't drinking.
mattzawesome 28
The absence of logic is strong in your friends.
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Comments (52)
Popeye269 11
With friends like them hey. True friends will want you around for the simple pleasure of your company, not to use you like that. Honestly, you will be better off without those kinds of people in your life :) All the best
Fr0gs 15
So drink
SG44 14
I have a similar problem, except I don't get invited at all. you'll find new and better friend do, dont worry
rhiley 26
I didn't mean to click ydi ahhhh
messymessiah 11
Yep. They need to be ditched. You need better friends.
missnuthin 10
start an uber or lyft account and charge them for the rides.
8djht8 19
You're cool they're...... less logical
Vegan_Cannibal 19
I totally understand your pain. Most people I meet don't believe that I don't drink, them they ask something along the lines: " but how do you enjoy parties?"
00whyalwaysme00 4
Same here. This is so annoying. I feel you, OP, I really do. It's time for both of us to get better friends